I get what you're saying but we need our one true savior back in the White House, Donald Trump of course. The way he makes America great again reignites my passion for The Apprentice and almost as important for the parts of this country that I like (get away from me filthy "blue" states).
Let me tell you a story. When Ramaswamy suggested raising the voting age to 25, I thought he wasn't going far enough to make America great again. I think we need to return to the principles this country was founded on. We should eliminate the voting rights for anyone who isn't an elderly, white, male, wealthy land owner (like a lot of land, not a single family house). If we did that we ensure that Donald Trump returns to the White House. So this next election, I suggest we all selectively make sure we only vote if we fall under those qualifications. If we do this we can make our voices heard and get the Supreme Court to deem the 15th, 19th, 22nd (so we can keep voting for Trump forever), 23rd (filthy demonrats live/vote there), 24th, and 26th amendments deemed unconstitutional.
Let me give you the first sample of my newly written book "Make America Erotic Again: A Donald Trump Love Story" which I hope to have published someday. This is a sample from the first chapter when the main character, Ronald America, realizes how great Donald Trump is.
"I was in my bed watching the news, my wife sleeping on her right side facing away from me. She had given me the same excuse she had given me for the last two months when I tried to initiate intimacy, some BS about "needing a real man" to satisfy her. Just because I hadn't been able to stand at attention without medical assistance for the last decade. But that's when I saw him, coming down the beautiful golden escalator. Like an angel coming down from Heaven, his flowing hair and his muscular build hidden under his clothes. I had seen him on reality game show hybrid before but he didn't catch my attention until now. When he spoke about Mexico sending criminal across the border, it was like listening to music. When I dreamt that night, I was at that speech. In my dream I shook his hand, as our hands touched a wave of euphoria hit me. I hadn't had a dream like that since I hit puberty, when I woke I knew I needed that wash the sheets like I did as a youngster. As I cleaned my sheets and pajamas, I day dreamed of holding him in my arms. Of him putting his hands on shoulders and gently lowering me to my knees. Him telling me to open wide and that he was about to make my mouth great again. I broke from my day dream knowing what I needed to do, to find Donald Trump and to tell him how I felt about him. How he was my soulmate and I his."
I hope you enjoyed my sample. I will be posting other select samples all across this website at random times in random boards.