Some Silly Winter Jokes

[plennis]

Where did the vampire college student go clothes shopping?       Forever 21


What do snowmen do when they're not feeling well?      They take a chill pill!


What does Santa's elves drive?     Minivans


Why does everyone love Frosty the Snowman?     Because he's cool!


What do Snowmen eat for Breakfast?     Snowflakes

[ccandpam]

That was a very cute joke. Keep them coming. I love reading them.

[plennis]

Thanks, I wish more people would put on some fun things to read.    I like to see jokes and stories!

[linderlizzie]

This was my mom's favorite winter joke:

Do you know how to tell a snowman from a snowgirl?

Snowballs. 

[plennis]

This was my mom's favorite winter joke:

Do you know how to tell a snowman from a snowgirl?

Snowballs. 

Love it.  Made me laugh and I am sure the kids will like it too.

[plennis]

What do lawyers wear to court?     Lawsuits

Is it inappropriate to tell a Dad joke if you are not a Dad?   Yes, it's a faux pa!

What do you call a dog that can do tricks?      A labracadabrador!


What happened when the grape crossed the road?   There was a traffic jam!

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?   One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter!