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cateyes1

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Blonde Joke
« on: November 17, 2022, 09:36:52 am »
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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Re: Blonde Joke
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2022, 01:14:29 pm »
OMG I had to print that one out.

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Re: Blonde Joke
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2022, 04:14:35 pm »
That is so funny.  I heard that one a  long time ago.  Thank you for posting it  Have a blessed Thanksgiving.;

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Re: Blonde Joke
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2022, 05:32:27 pm »
Excellent. Five stars.  :star: :star: :star: :star: :star:

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Re: Blonde Joke
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2022, 06:05:55 pm »
That's actually pretty funny.  :)

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Re: Blonde Joke
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2022, 12:18:54 pm »
I love when  you guys share jokes.  That was a good one!

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