More Silly Jokes

[plennis]

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?   A receding hare-line.


What kind of exercise do lazy people do?   Diddly-squats.


How do you keep a bagel from getting away?   Put lox on it.

What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?    The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.


What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?   You’ll see one later and one in a while.

[ejholt]

They are so funny.  I had not heard some of these.  Thank you so much for sharing