More One Liner Jokes

[plennis]

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?   Because he was a little horse.


Whey did the golfer bring 2 pair of pants.     In case he got a hole in one.


 What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?   One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?   Because he was outstanding in his field.

[ssarber]

cute 

[linderlizzie]

You now qualify for the dad joke award of the week. Do your children enjoy them or do they groan and roll their eyes?  I think it depends on their ages. 

[plennis]

Mostly they groan and roll their eyes.  But then I hear them telling them to other people. LOL

[oldbuddy]

What is a cupcake's favorite kind of weather?

"Sprinkles"

[plennis]

I'll have to tell my guys, they will love this one.

[oldbuddy]

What did the wacky rooster say?

KooKooDoodleDo

[oldbuddy]

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

[plennis]

It takes a lot of *bleep* to golf the way I do.

My fear of moving stairs is escalating.

[plennis]

If nothing was learned, nothing was taught.

Velcro – what a rip-off!

Change is inevitable – except from a vending machine.

[fluffyubnny937]

There are only three types of people, people who can count and those who can't.

[oldbuddy]

There are only three types of people, people who can count and those who can't.

I thought it was those who know what is happening, those who don't and those who woder what happened.

[oldbuddy]

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A ZZ Rex

[mrisha]

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?   Because he was a little horse.


Whey did the golfer bring 2 pair of pants.     In case he got a hole in one.


 What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?   One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?   Because he was outstanding in his field.

You should stop with these so called jokes.  No one really care.

[ccandpam]

I like all of your one liner jokes. I do not know any jokes, but I am learning from your jokes on here.