Oxymoronic

[linderlizzie]

I've seen these commercials where people say "alone together" given the impact pf the pandemic. Granted you know what they mean but come on...

Good call! I never thought about that one. 

[linderlizzie]

10 from Yogi Berra

10. "It's like deja vu all over again."
9. "You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
8. "The future ain't what it used to be."
7. "We made too many wrong mistakes."
6. "Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
5. "You can observe a lot just by watching."
4. "You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
3. "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
2. "Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical."
1. "It ain't over 'til it's over."

I like Yogi-isms. Thanks for including them. 

[linderlizzie]

Sorta funny ones

Microsoft Works
Government organization
Temporary tax increase
Twelve-ounce pound cake
Express mail
Marital bliss
Airline food
Peacekeeper missile
Soup sandwich
Civil war
Bureaucratic efficiency
Living dead

Good thinking. I'm impressed! 

[Donnamarg323]

10 from Yogi Berra

10. "It's like deja vu all over again."
9. "You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
8. "The future ain't what it used to be."
7. "We made too many wrong mistakes."
6. "Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
5. "You can observe a lot just by watching."
4. "You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
3. "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
2. "Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical."
1. "It ain't over 'til it's over."

Another 1 from Yogi.......

"Its gettin late earley"

[pkrahmer]

very interesting!
lots of fun to read.
Thanks for sharing everyone!

[pstovall]

These are great.  Not something you generally stop and think about, but entertaining when you do!  I've always been fascinated by words and putting them together.