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Nancy5

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Today’s joke
« on: September 01, 2021, 07:39:47 am »
** Be aware **
We ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (I won't name them) just been to pick it up and as I was driving home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!! I thought what the hell is that. Has something got in the bag, I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out at me. I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers, I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...
And there it was ...
... A Peeking Duck!!! 🦆
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Re: Today’s joke
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2021, 08:12:02 am »
You had me going for a minute, but I got it, a peeking duck Ha, Ha

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Re: Today’s joke
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2021, 09:45:38 am »
It could have been an amusing pun joke, Nancy5, but I got creeped out by the eyes looking out of the bag. Ewww!  :o

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Re: Today’s joke
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2021, 11:53:36 am »
Good one, I was thinking of all kinds of other critters that may have got in!   

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Re: Today’s joke
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2021, 05:35:28 am »
That's so adorable, I love the joke! Such clever play on the name.

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