Today’s Joke

[Nancy5]

Just a silly joke to hopefully make you at least smile.

BREAKING NEWS: Yesterday, a 45-year-old man was going to bed heard thieves in his garage. So he called the police. Unfortunately, the officer on the phone told him they don't have any police officers free  at the moment. The guy hung up and then called again in a moment and tells the officer:
- it’s  about these thieves in my garage. Don't bother coming anymore Ive shot them.
After literally 2 minutes, 4 police cars, Armed response, counter terrorists, ambulances,..... Thieves were obviously caught.
Police officers had  a chat with the gentleman

Officer says - “ You said you shot them! “
Gentlemen - “ And you said you don't have a free police car “ .. 🤣🤣🤣

[linderlizzie]

I'm sorry. That joke offends me on so many levels. 

[Nancy5]

I'm sorry. That joke offends me on so many levels. 

Why?  If it offends you, I’m sorry.  I just tried to make some people laugh or smile alittle. 
If all the things going on, I thought a smile would help.

[cateyes1]

That was a good one Nancy5. I wish I could remember jokes to tell lol

[ladycasshmere]

Thanks Nancy