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oldies
« on: October 08, 2020, 09:30:43 am »
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember
doing the "Limbo” as if it were yesterday. Seems as though I know them all!


They include:

Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash
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Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
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Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends
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The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?
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Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face?
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Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.?
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Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver
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The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom
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Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade Of Hair?
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Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping
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The Temptations --- Papa's Got A Kidney Stone
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Abba---
Denture Queen cid:7B876383A4F24424BC607958230BECEA@JennPC
cid:75EBACB932B34B6CA2A5F6BD85FEB21A@JennPC"You haven't seen my teeth have you Wilma?

Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
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Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
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Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To
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And Last but NOT least...

Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again

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Re: oldies
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2020, 09:45:55 am »
lol. what can I say, with new knees I can do the limbo.

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Re: oldies
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2020, 10:09:07 am »
Gave me a laugh, thanks
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Re: oldies
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2020, 10:43:25 am »
OH DEAR - I do remember them all :P

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Re: oldies
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2020, 11:47:00 am »
 :cat:

Very clever, are any of these your invention?

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Re: oldies
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2020, 02:00:03 pm »
Those are great! Thanks for the laugh. By the way i could never do the limbo! :pumpkin: :rainbow: :peace: :wave:
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Re: oldies
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2020, 08:21:20 pm »
Very creative. Thanks for the laugh
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Re: oldies
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2020, 02:18:04 pm »
thats cool
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Re: oldies
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2020, 02:26:08 pm »
HOW THING GOING TODAY

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Re: oldies
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2020, 05:33:10 pm »
bizmates, these song titles made me laugh outloud!  I even hummed a few lines of each title as I read through them.
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Re: oldies
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2020, 11:44:32 am »
I needed that laugh today.  Thank you for the list of songs.  There were so funny and unfortunately somewhat true.  I have new knees so I probably could do the limbo.

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Re: oldies
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2020, 01:17:33 pm »
Love this, but sad how it hits so close to home!  At least it's clever and entertaining!

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Re: oldies
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2020, 09:22:17 am »
loved them all..and especially anything by the Bee Gees
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Re: oldies
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2020, 04:35:54 pm »
bizmates, these song titles made me laugh outloud!  I even hummed a few lines of each title as I read through them.

This was good, I always love when someone puts fun things on.  MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD

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