Excuse

[lacrurowa]

What is the funniest excuse you use to take off from work

[GoGoKokiGo]

Revolucion de Chinchilla, it was when the pet chinchillas of a tiny Pueblo town rose up against the people. For three *bleep* days the the fighting continued. My people were able to hold back the chinchillas, till finally the last of the chinchillas was gone. Every year my people celebrate the victory over the revolt!

^_^ Just kidding. Usually that can't be too funny or they'll know I'm lying. If it's a guy I'm calling out too I can say my period is too heavy to come in. It's a gross excuse but they never question me about it.

[dreamyxo]

It wasn't my excuse I usually just say I'm sick.  One coworker I remember who was particularly funny called in sick once with the excuse she cut her lip shaving.  She wasn't talking about the lip on her face.

[GoGoKokiGo]

It wasn't my excuse I usually just say I'm sick.  One coworker I remember who was particularly funny called in sick once with the excuse she cut her lip shaving.  She wasn't talking about the lip on her face.

ROFL!!!

[drdavenport]

It wasn't my excuse I usually just say I'm sick.  One coworker I remember who was particularly funny called in sick once with the excuse she cut her lip shaving.  She wasn't talking about the lip on her face.

  thats hilarious!!!!! i'll either say i'm sick or there a non specific family emergency

[Ringpop313]

I used to work at a casino in the hotel, and I worked with a pretty funny group of people.
I once called into work lazy.

they let me have off just for the joke 

[dreamyxo]

It wasn't my excuse I usually just say I'm sick.  One coworker I remember who was particularly funny called in sick once with the excuse she cut her lip shaving.  She wasn't talking about the lip on her face.

  thats hilarious!!!!! i'll either say i'm sick or there a non specific family emergency

Yeah she was pretty funny.