A Monday chuckle !

[cateyes1]

Omgosh!! 😂 🤣

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW, warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button. "

"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your *bleep* is under your pillow."

"MEN NEVER LISTEN"

Hahaha! 😄

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[jkhanson]

Oh my goodness!  I had no idea where this story was headed when I began reading it.

Men never listen!!

...and yes, you made me smile, cateyes, and chuckle out loud!

[natashaspy]

hahaha. Very cute, ty for sharing!

[jgw007]

:oO

[12amos]

This is a good one.  I agree men don't like to listen when they are given instructions especially if they are coming from a woman.   

[fillfran82]

Omgosh!! 😂 🤣

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW, warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button. "

"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your *bleep* is under your pillow."

"MEN NEVER LISTEN"

Hahaha! 😄

★¨`*•♫.•Pass it on!! Give someone else a reason to smile. ♫ ..•* ★

Hello!

Lol, that was funny and truthful man never listen. If he only had tried a few he wouldn't be in trouble but he had to try them all. Well for what it is worth I hope he satisfies his curious mind.

[sak4kat]

Giggle giggle.  That's funny.  Sounds familiar.  I think I heard this one before.  I know a few women who never listen too.  Wonder what would happen to them if they went into the men's room touching buttons.

[mamatygress]

Love it!!

[LenoraMinogue]

That was a hilarious. HAhahaha, that really had me going. Nice one!

[catchow]

LOL!!! Cute joke thanks for the chuckle

[singletonb]

Thanks for the chuckle.

[tantricia44]

Very funny! Hey, what kind of bathroom setting is that, we(women) don't have any of these fancy contraptions in our female bathrooms! What gives, I want my butt powdered puff too!

[ejholt]

That is so funny.

[dwggs]

thanks for the Laugh .. It was just what I needed to start my day off.