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gaylasue

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Ever Wonder?
« on: February 01, 2018, 04:16:14 pm »
- Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
- Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
- Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
- Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
- made with real lemons?
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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sbenkoski

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Re: Ever Wonder?
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2018, 05:21:25 pm »
Wow... these are great to think over !! Thanks   ???  ??? ???

surveypro2016

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Re: Ever Wonder?
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2018, 04:00:26 am »
These made me laugh this morning. Thanks for sharing. ;)

ancmetro

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Re: Ever Wonder?
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2018, 05:03:16 am »

      Interesting! Some of them are funny...while others are not.

bshee58

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Re: Ever Wonder?
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2018, 05:29:38 am »
As long as I live I would never have thought about something like that, but I will now.

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Re: Ever Wonder?
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2018, 05:32:56 am »
Thanks.....these gave me a chuckle this morning. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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Re: Ever Wonder?
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2018, 06:09:01 am »
funny

bretay

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Re: Ever Wonder?
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2018, 06:47:39 am »
cool....makes you think...so funny
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Re: Ever Wonder?
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2018, 08:36:04 am »
This is interesting and makes one think.

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Re: Ever Wonder?
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2018, 01:30:21 pm »
I like a lot of these.

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Re: Ever Wonder?
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2018, 02:25:24 pm »
I will add one more to the list.

Why do people park in a driveway and drive on the parkway? :)

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Re: Ever Wonder?
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2018, 09:05:52 pm »
That's funny! And interesting!

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Re: Ever Wonder?
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2018, 10:36:25 pm »
Lol... I never thought about any of those. Funny  ;D

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Re: Ever Wonder?
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2018, 05:02:42 am »
My mind never wonders. Never.

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Re: Ever Wonder?
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2018, 10:52:38 am »
Why is it if a burglar got into the cellar would the coal chute <shoot>?NO but the kindling would <wood>.

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