Ordering pizza in todays world

[cateyes1]

No sir, it's Google's Pizza.
 
Did I dial the wrong number?
 
No sir, Google bought the pizza store.
 
Oh, alright - then I’d like to place an order please.
 
Okay sir, do you want the usual?
 
The usual?  You know what my usual is?
 
According to the caller ID, the last 15 times
 you’ve ordered a 12-slice with double-cheese,
sausage, and thick crust.
 
Okay - that’s what I want this time too.
 
May I suggest that this time you order an 8-slice
with ricotta, arugula, and tomato instead?
 
No, I hate vegetables.
 
But your cholesterol is not good.
 
How do you know?
 
Through the subscribers guide.  We have the results
of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
 
Maybe so, but I don’t want the pizza you suggest – I
already take medicine for high cholesterol.
 
But you haven’t taken the medicine regularly.
4 months ago you purchased from Drug Sale Network
a box of only 30 tablets.
 
I bought more from another drugstore.
 
It's not showing on your credit card sir.
 
I paid in cash.
 
But according to your bank statement you
did not withdraw that much cash.
 
 I have another source of cash.
 
This is not showing on your last tax form,
unless you got it from an undeclared income source.
 
 
WHAT THE xxxx?  ENOUGH!
I'm sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, and Whats App.
 I'm going to an island without internet, where
there’s no cellphone line and no
one to spy on me ...
.
.
I understand sir, but you’ll need to renew your
passport ... it expired 5 weeks ago.
 

[judylucas]

liked this

[ghunter]

That was funny, but you know that is what the world is coming to!

[cateyes1]

That was funny, but you know that is what the world is coming to!

I can only imagine what 5 years brings us lol

[Skyisbluetoday]

Oh my gosh! That's would be a scary call just to get a pizza! I'm unsure if the world would get this way, but most people are open to letting others know their business!

[mrrangerrick]

That was funny, but you know that is what the world is coming to!

I can only imagine what 5 years brings us lol

I agree, this is the future. It's kind of scary.

[shawnix]

Funny... soon a phone conversation like this will be real. It's amazing how much info someone can get on you from the internet

[krystalkissxo]

This was cute and funny but,it actually sounds plausible which is just ridiculous. I've actually been researching ways to protect my online privacy. In fact, I'll make a post about it.

[sak4kat]

That was funny - Now here is the irony. I want to copy and paste it to my facebook page.  I'm pondering doing so and figure what the heck - we all got a chuckle out of here on FC. I'm going to share it with others so they can giggle too.  Thanks for posting.

[cateyes1]

That was funny - Now here is the irony. I want to copy and paste it to my facebook page.  I'm pondering doing so and figure what the heck - we all got a chuckle out of here on FC. I'm going to share it with others so they can giggle too.  Thanks for posting.

No problem and you are so welcome

[schoolvan]

My sister does it but I don't can't really eat it anyway.

[Ittai]

LOL....!



That is funny yet i can see how Facebook/ google are making this possible!

Thanks for the post!!!!

[jkhanson]

Yikes!  This seems way too far fetched, but yet, it doesn't.
Facebook, Amazon, Google, all have ways to monitor us.  Facebook and Amazon both show you ads directly  related to things you have searched, looked at before.
Sometimes I find really cool merchandise that way!

[sherryfan]

I really like this joke, it crack me up

[LaTashaS28]

That was really good and funny at the same time...lol.