If you could ask your pet 3 questions! what would you ask?

[brandi_23]

I would ask, what could possibly be good about other animals feces? How would you describe a good day? Why do you have to come into the bathroom when I pee?

[sickkarter]

1.Why don't you love me that much anymore?
2.Why do you keep blocking the hallway when i'm trying to go anywhere?
3.Why can't you let me take you on walks?

[Skyisbluetoday]

Why do you follow me?
Why don't you like certain people!
Why do you watch me while I eat?

[snuggleycutejc]

1. Good morning, my JC, what's up? 2. Awh, JC, do ya love me? And the last question is, why did you did that, is my JC notty?

[countrygirl12]

I don't know that I would ask anything.  I would "tell" them a few things lol.

[michele2042]

What can I do to make today a good day for you.

[haimsterette]

1. What can I do to make you happier?
2. Are you in any pain? (See if they need a vet visit!)
3. Can't quite think of a third one except to just tell them how much they're loved! 

[yaayme]

This is a fun question...

1. What does your fur tastes like when you clean it?
2. What does your cat food taste like?
3. Why won't you let me rub your belly?

 

[Yukichan77]

I have a frog and I would ask her this:

1. Why are you so afraid of people when I've had you for years now?
2. Do you like the way your tank is set up?
3. How often do you like eating your crickets?

[hitch0403]

I ask our pet questions all the time?

Do you wanna eat?
Do you have to poop or pee?
Do you wanna go out!
Do you wanna take a bath?

[taj75657]

  I would ask my babies:

Are You Truly Happy?

As your Daddy, is there anything that I can do to make your life even better?

Why can't you each just share? You all live together, there's no sense in hoarding the food and water bowls.
One more for my beloved Lynx, Zoey, Do you really love the Smoky Mountains as much as you act?

She has never been so happy since she was looking out the 13th floor window of the Park Vista Hotel taking in the Smoky Mountain Views any mention of it and she runs into our laps as if we're heading that way.... Go figure...

[ghunter]

Why you won't sleep in your house?
Why you like cold weather?
Why you like to jump on beds?

[patriciaeclevenger]

This is such a cute question, especially since I catch myself asking my dog questions all the time (Are you hungry? Do you want a treat? Are you tired? Do you want a belly rub?) LOL 

I would ask:
1. What do you want to do today?
2. Why do you always bark at the mail person?
3. Are you happy?

[sgluckadoo]

I would ask my cat questions based on the fact that he is old and has arthritis now, and diabetes. I would want to know if he was in pain? I would want to know if he had had a happy life with me? I would want to know what his favorite treats were.

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[Penwoir]

I would ask my dog, are you sad, because sometimes you look sad? I would ask my cat, where did you get those scratches? I would ask my fish, can you see me walking around the house, or does your glass tank make your vision distorted?