Friday chuckle

[cateyes1]

My Wife Is Missing


 Husband:
 My wife is missing! She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...

Sergeant at Police Station:
 What is her height?

Husband:
 Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant:
 Weight?

Husband:
 Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant:
 Color of eyes?

Husband:
 Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Sergeant:
 Color of hair?

Husband:
 Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t
 remember.

Sergeant:
 What was she wearing?

Husband:
 Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know
 exactly.

Sergeant:
 What kind of car did she go in?

Husband:
 She went in my truck.

Sergeant:
 What kind of truck was it?

Husband:
 A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special
 ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air
 conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, which
 has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and
 "Bubba" floor mats. Trail-ring package with gold hitch and special
 wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver,
 23-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power
 outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has
 custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting.

At this point the husband started choking up...
 .
 Sergeant:
 Don't worry buddy. We'll find your truck.

[oldbuddy]

That worked, thanks for the chuckle. A lot like the dating service ad that included the requirement that the lady has a fishing boat, then at the end it said send a photo of the boat.

[mrsmere]

Funny.  It shows whats important to some people.

[Nancy5]

That was funny, thanks for sharing

[ktheodos]

Ha ha...thanks for sharing..Happy Friday the 13th everyone!