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paints

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You can't buy everything...(joke)
« on: May 03, 2015, 12:31:33 pm »
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.
After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley ...YOU RIDE IT!!

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Re: You can't buy everything...(joke)
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2015, 01:49:00 pm »
That's a good. I loved it!

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Re: You can't buy everything...(joke)
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2015, 01:54:59 pm »
That was cute, surprise, but good, ending!
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Re: You can't buy everything...(joke)
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2015, 02:07:47 pm »
Good one... Clean, good for a chuckle!!!  I may pass that along.

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Re: You can't buy everything...(joke)
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2015, 04:28:40 pm »
Ha ha...good one, thanks for sharing!

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Re: You can't buy everything...(joke)
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2015, 05:05:57 pm »
That had a surprise ending, thanks for the laugh.

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Re: You can't buy everything...(joke)
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2015, 09:40:40 pm »
thanks for sharing the joke, I sure need it, make my day start  :rainbow:

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Re: You can't buy everything...(joke)
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2015, 02:44:27 am »
That is funny.  Hope everyone has a good day and may God bless each of you and keep you safe. :)

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Re: You can't buy everything...(joke)
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2015, 08:26:02 am »
I am still looking for the punch line.  Or at least it being a little funny. SMH
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Re: You can't buy everything...(joke)
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2015, 08:29:17 am »
What's so funny?

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Re: You can't buy everything...(joke)
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2015, 12:20:32 pm »
What's so funny?

Ha, ha. I imagine that it's the dad trying to give the kid a ride. But she thinks its embarassing to be riding on a Honda motorcycle instead of a Harley.


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Re: You can't buy everything...(joke)
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2015, 03:42:06 pm »
I'm glad everyone (well, almost everyone)  enjoyed it.
The ending surprised me, too.  :)

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Re: You can't buy everything...(joke)
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2015, 04:14:06 pm »
i was getting worried about where it was headed...

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Re: You can't buy everything...(joke)
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2015, 04:16:41 pm »
i was getting worried about where it was headed...

So was I, the first time I saw it.. ;D

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Re: You can't buy everything...(joke)
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2015, 05:36:53 am »
Haha...that was a good one! Thank you for sharing!

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