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Re: Tell a silly joke
« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2014, 09:49:46 am »
I love when silly jokes are actually kinda funny in a corny way lol Simple pleasures in life.

How does Jesus make his tea? Hebrews it!

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Re: Tell a silly joke
« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2014, 05:14:35 pm »
Hey -- you wanna buy an ark? I Noah guy.

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Re: Tell a silly joke
« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2014, 05:32:26 pm »
You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

Yeah.

...there's a middle part "you can pick your nose...".....

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Re: Tell a silly joke
« Reply #18 on: July 06, 2014, 05:33:45 pm »
How does Jesus make his tea? Hebrews it!

Ha ha...funny! Here's a similar one: "A woman and a men were debating about who should make the coffee in the morning. The woman says, 'The answers in the Scriptures'....she opens the Bible and points to....Hebrews!"

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Re: Tell a silly joke
« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2014, 02:12:45 am »
I went to the doctor the other day.Doctor puts the stethoscope to my chest,so I say 'How do I stand Doc?'The Doctor says to me "That's what puzzles me!"

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Re: Tell a silly joke
« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2014, 03:46:44 am »
How come 6 is afraid of 7?

Because 789.

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Re: Tell a silly joke
« Reply #21 on: July 21, 2014, 01:12:53 am »
I gotta tell ya,my girlfriend sure has expensive taste in clothes.

Every time I go over her house,she has a guy standing guard in the closet!

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Re: Tell a silly joke
« Reply #22 on: July 21, 2014, 03:20:57 am »
This is an old silly joke, thanks for the laugh.

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Re: Tell a silly joke
« Reply #23 on: July 21, 2014, 05:39:05 am »
Compliments of my kid... "Did you hear about the kidnapping?"  His teacher got upset with him.

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Re: Tell a silly joke
« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2014, 06:07:12 am »
How does Jesus make his tea? Hebrews it!
tell ing okes is good for you health
AmNeStY InTeRnAtIoNaL rules!

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Re: Tell a silly joke
« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2014, 09:38:02 am »
Why didn't the knock knock joke win the Nobel prize?
Hubby told me that one the other day to cheer me up. It didn't work haha

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Re: Tell a silly joke
« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2014, 10:49:55 am »
Why did the football coach go to the bank? He wanted his quarter back.

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Re: Tell a silly joke
« Reply #27 on: July 23, 2014, 03:25:06 pm »
The more you take out, the bigger it gets ?

A HOLE  :o I would think on the ground anyway, LOL!

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