REDNECK JOKES

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 A redneck knew he had it made when the old brass bottle he found in the back yard turned out to have a genie in it. Any three wishes he had would be granted, the genie informed him. "I wanna be rich," said the redneck. The back yard filled up with chests of gold coins and jewels in the blink of an eye. "I’m no fool," said the redneck. "I wanna be a clean cut city boy." And there he stood, white, blonde-haired and blue-eyed. "Thirdly, I never want to work another day in my life." And he was redneck again. .

 Well, once upon a time, there was this redneck who decided to go hunting. After a full day of hunting, he didn't kill anything to he decided to pack up and go home when all of a sudden, he sees a bear and decides to shoot it. He fires one shot, but misses. The bear comes up to him and says, "You just tried to kill me!" But the redneck says no my gun went off by itself, but the bear does not believe him and says, "Now I'm gonna *bleep* you in the *bleep*." So after the bear is done with the redneck, the redneck says, " *bleep* bear, I'm gonna kill you." and fires again..But he misses for a second time. The bear comes up to him and says, " You just tried to kill me again!" And the redneck says "no, I dropped my gun and it went off again". The bear doesn't believe him and says, " I'm gonna make you suck my *bleep*." So after the bear is done with him he leaves, and the redneck is real mad and fires a third time. But again he misses. So the bear comes up to him and says, " You didn't come here to hunt, did you?"