Only in America

[vp44]

I was browsing this joke site and thought to share this. Funny!

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

[texasmom32]

That's funny!  Thanks for sharing 

[lgemini]

You made my day thank for the laughs

[mill8277]

Very funny......but true.....

[msmoneybags48]

This is too rich!  It is true, however funny it is.  Thanks for the laughs!!

[Forp]

Pretty neat observations

[masked_brown_guy]

I don't know about number 1.

[dmahoney]

Some of these are pretty funny 

[workin4alivin]

Pretty DARN funny! Thanks for sharing, I'm always up for a laugh

[tikihut5]

Thanks for posting this! Some of these are really funny.

[mythociate]

I think #5 & #10 are the funniest.

Which ones do YOU like best?

[lparker5]

this is funny but so very true....

[marciaenglish]

It is very funny!  But, sadly also a lot of it is so true!  Only in America!   

[wsnyyankees2009]

                                 

[patti4me]

Funny, funny, funny!!  Thanks for sharing; fixing to read it to my husband and sure he will get a kick out of it too!