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PMZ908

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"YO MAMA JOKES"
« on: July 02, 2009, 05:13:56 pm »
COME ON PEOPLE LETS HEAR SOME GOOD ONES LOL, OK I'LL START

YO MAMA SO FAT,
SHE GOT ARRESTED AT THE AIRPORT FOR 20 POUNDS OF CRACK
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Re: "YO MAMA JOKES"
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2009, 05:30:36 pm »
so ugly she got a job as a scarecrow

so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody

Old, I know, but some are always funny.
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Re: "YO MAMA JOKES"
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2009, 08:07:02 pm »
she trip and made the Grand Canyon!! Dont think that is too funny but I heard it before.
she put on a yellow coat and was mistaken as a cab
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Re: "YO MAMA JOKES"
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2009, 08:34:50 pm »
Yo momma is so poor she makes ur family eat cereal with forks to save milk
Yo momma is so poor i saw her walking down the street with one shoe and I told her you know your missing a shoe, she said no I just found one!!
Yo momma is so ugly she walked into a haunted house and walked out with an application
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money
 
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Re: "YO MAMA JOKES"
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2009, 09:00:10 pm »
yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

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Re: "YO MAMA JOKES"
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2009, 09:03:10 pm »
  :icon_rr:  Nice joke every one ! I loved them all!  :icon_rr:
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Re: "YO MAMA JOKES"
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2009, 06:57:22 am »
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.    8)
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Re: "YO MAMA JOKES"
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2009, 10:54:37 am »
Yo momma got a glass leg, and it got KOOL-AID in it!!

<<crickets>>
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Re: "YO MAMA JOKES"
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2009, 01:24:05 pm »
great jokes!
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Re: "YO MAMA JOKES"
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2009, 01:55:18 am »
Yo mama so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil

(classic) Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house... she sits AROUND the house

Yo mama so fat when she bends over outside all the dogs start howling
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Re: "YO MAMA JOKES"
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2009, 05:17:52 pm »
Quote from: jaymz462 on July 03, 2009, 10:54:37 am
Yo momma got a glass leg, and it got KOOL-AID in it!!

<<crickets>>

do what? haha.
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Re: "YO MAMA JOKES"
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2009, 09:07:31 pm »
Quote from: additional001 on July 04, 2009, 01:55:18 am
Yo mama so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil



lol, I like that one, I had forgotten it.
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Re: "YO MAMA JOKES"
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2009, 10:39:05 pm »
Quote from: nicnat20 on July 03, 2009, 01:24:05 pm
great jokes!

HAHAHAHAHHA great jokes indeed... as rachel maddow is always saying... lesbo anyone jk!? bey bye......
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Re: "YO MAMA JOKES"
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2009, 03:54:18 pm »
It is like middle school all over again, I am not complaining though so keep them coming! I am laughing as I type.
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Re: "YO MAMA JOKES"
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2009, 04:04:02 pm »
yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued...
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