How To : Pick a Wedgie In Public

[buikevin]

Discomfort? Embarrassment?  The Wedgie! Get rid with these simple tips :

You will need:
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A wall (or a large object to back up against)
A distraction
A Chair
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Step 1: Look for a wall, or a large object to back up against, to get rid of your wedgie.  Slowly make your way to that direction without make attention to yourself.

Step 2: Wait for everyone around to focus their attention elsewhere, or create your own distraction.

Step 3: Spread your legs about 2 feet apart and squat down inconspicuously as possible.

Tip: Don't go to far! Over squatting may even create a bigger wedgie!

Step 4: If the squat pulled unsuccessful take advantage of your out-of-the way position  to take your back side a good tug.

Step 5: As a last resort, find a chair, and slowly slide across the seat as you sit down.

AHH! Doesn't that feel better?

Did You Know? : An atomic wedgie is a wedgie created by someone else. Usually as an act of bullying.
         

[ehlizabetph]

i will definately use those tips when i'm in public because i tend to get a few of those

[steven8280]

  haha this is sooooooooo helpful but sometimes when i have a huge wedgie when im wearing a g string i just simply use a  to picky my

[greeneyedgirl23]

Wow thats warped

[rcbrad]

nice

[mgarmstrong]

Too funny.....