BEST JOKE OF 2013

[cateyes1]

 









George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.









The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.









Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.









Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.









Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.









When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.







The devil smiles and replies, " Since Obama took over , the country’s gone to hell, so it's a local call."

[sigmapi1501]

C minus

[tdillard]

 









George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.









The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.









Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.









Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.









Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.









When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.







The devil smiles and replies, " Since Obama took over , the country’s gone to hell, so it's a local call."

Definitely an A+

I was going to say best joke of 2013 is simply..................obama