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cateyes1

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Childbirth at 65 ( Too good not to pass on, Enjoy! )
« on: October 04, 2013, 02:22:09 pm »








With all the new    technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 







'May I see the new baby?' I asked  'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'  Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?' 







'No, not yet,' She said.  After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?' 



'No, not yet,’ replied my friend.  Growing very impatient,



I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?' 



'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me. 



'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded.



'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'   



'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?'



 

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Re: Childbirth at 65 ( Too good not to pass on, Enjoy! )
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2013, 02:33:17 pm »
Now, that was funny!!!!

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Re: Childbirth at 65 ( Too good not to pass on, Enjoy! )
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2013, 05:17:03 pm »
Oh my, I needed that! I am giggling at my computer and my husband is looking at me like I am nuts!  Thanks for the laugh. :thumbsup:

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« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2013, 07:36:07 pm »
lol....good one, thanks!

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Re: Childbirth at 65 ( Too good not to pass on, Enjoy! )
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2013, 07:59:40 pm »







With all the new    technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 







'May I see the new baby?' I asked  'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'  Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?' 







'No, not yet,' She said.  After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?' 



'No, not yet,’ replied my friend.  Growing very impatient,



I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?' 



'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me. 



'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded.



'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'   



'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?'



 

That is funny joke. I was reading down why she couldn't let see the baby
and at the end because she forgot were she put it!!! Im kind of started getting worried
and when reach at the end kind of release cuz its a joke....you are good dough...loving it

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Re: Childbirth at 65 ( Too good not to pass on, Enjoy! )
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2013, 08:31:00 pm »

   Cry, baby, cry! And then you will the newborn!

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« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2013, 09:07:35 pm »
At first I thought.. Really?? Then after I read on, I started laughing. Ahaha!!

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« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2013, 10:02:37 pm »
That was funny!! Thnx I needed a good laugh!! :D

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« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2013, 10:37:06 am »
I needed a good laugh today

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« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2013, 10:57:38 am »
lol,,,,,hehehe  :thumbsup:

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« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2013, 11:53:08 am »
I thought it was cute.  I ready it to my family and my husband just looked at me...no expression.  My 15 year old said, "that was terrible."  And my 13 year old son - haha!

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« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2013, 02:53:56 pm »
LOL    OH My,,,,  now that is really funny  :)    I will  have to pass that one along if you don't mind ????

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« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2013, 03:40:40 pm »
Thanks! I needed a good laugh today. Do you mind if I pass it on? I know I few people how would get a chuckle out of it.
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« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2013, 05:01:47 pm »
Sure pass it along, I think it is only something us women would get  :wave:

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« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2013, 05:51:24 pm »
Very Funny, I will have to share this one. Thanks for the laugh!!

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