Joke of the day :)

[cateyes1]

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

 Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said,


 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking


 too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!


We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get


MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said


 be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking!


 Never! Turn them! Hurry up!

 Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.


 You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt.


 USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'

 The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you?


 You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'

 The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what


 it feels like when I'm driving.'


 

[sharonpatri55]

That joke is royal! Thanks for starting out my morning with a good laugh. 

[ShadowWolf16]

Haha, that's too funny and that really made my day. Thanks for the joke. 

[nguzman1]

lol good joke.

[tammypete]

hahahahaha   Thanks for the laugh!!!

[gaylasue]

Ha! Ha!!  That would be the opposite in my family!!  I do all the driving and my husband does all the griping about my driving!!

[inertia4]

Now that one was real good.

[kingozzy]

That's a good one, pretty accurate too I think in some cases

[lovekat]

10. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

9. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.

8. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.

7. When the going gets tough, upgrade.

6. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

5. To err is human...to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, it is downright natural.

4. He who laughs last probably made a back-up.

3. If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.

2. A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked perfectly.

and Murphy's Number One Law of Computing...

1. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.

[bowrunner]

Funny jokes today.  Thanks for the laughs.

[jcalexis]

  very funny!! I lke this joke! you should post more good jokes like this more often.

[renecash]

10. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

9. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.

8. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.

7. When the going gets tough, upgrade.

6. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

5. To err is human...to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, it is downright natural.

4. He who laughs last probably made a back-up.

3. If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.

2. A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked perfectly.

and Murphy's Number One Law of Computing...

1. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.

I wish computers did what I want them to do instead of what I'm telling them to do!

[crisstar]

I like it  For all those people who have backseat drivers, I'm sure you can relate!

[donnitab]

That is funny! Thanks for sharing 

[12amos]

This is good, love it, love it, love it, makes my day.