An oldie but cute!

[cateyes1]

A man asked his wife what she’d like for her 40th birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald’s they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then, it was off to a movie – the latest Disney and what a fabulous adventure!

Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, “Well, dear, what was it like being six again?” One eye opened. “You idiot, I meant my dress size.” The moral of this story is: When a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong.

Have a fun weekend all, stay cool 
 

[tantricia44]

What do you mean this is an oldie? This is the first time I've ever seen this joke! LoL, just goes to show that a lot of things that should be simple to understand, can be interpreted differently for each individual.(Men are from Mars & Woman are from Venus) 

[sdecaro558]

Very funny but very true!  We don't get women at all.

[Shandara09]

Lol  First time that I've heard it too.  Thanks for the laugh.

[patti4me]

I'd never heard this one either.  Thanks for sharing; too cute and too true!!  lol

[kapeh12]

Good joke.  In the "husband's" defense, I would have interpreted her statement as age vs size as well.  Whenever I speak of size, I clarify (size X), not just stating the number.

Unfortunately with today's clothing sizes I'll never be a size 6 again...ever... built up too much leg muscle to fit into those skinny things...

[jorhea]

LOL! This is cute! But she must have had fun!

[6265AT99]

A man asked his wife what she’d like for her 40th birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald’s they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then, it was off to a movie – the latest Disney and what a fabulous adventure!

Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, “Well, dear, what was it like being six again?” One eye opened. “You idiot, I meant my dress size.” The moral of this story is: When a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong.

Have a fun weekend all, stay cool 
 

That was so cute!!  I loved it!!!  Thanks!!!

[donnitab]

How cute and funny! Never heard that one before

[maxinmotion]

That may be old but it is new to me. But still very funny!

[champak97]

I too thought at first that she was mentioning the age thing, but it turned out to be her size! Nice one, and I have never heard this before too.

[elysee24]

That's a funny one!!   Thanks for sharing!!

[Mojoshog]

Funny but so true.

[amaravee]

women are hard to understand
i have never heard this one before! this gave me a laugh, thanks for sharing