An oldie

[cateyes1]

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and
 
 
 
 














a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the














end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and














announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely














(she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what














brand of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'

 

[msmoneybags48]

That is too funny.  Made my day.  Thanks cateyes1.

[cateyes1]

You're welcome, i'm glad I could make your day 

[cneimsn]

Thanks for the best laugh of the day!!!!!  Enjoyed it very much..  lolol

[masked_brown_guy]

haha that was a good one. I guess she is getting magnums for her camels.

[BMaston12]

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and
 
 
 
 














a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the














end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and














announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely














(she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what














brand of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'

 

I never heard that one. It is really funny.  The camel part got me. Love the joke and will be repeating it . Thanks for the laughs. Great way to start each day is with some humor.
BMaston12

[jkhanson]

You say this joke is an "oldie"......it was the first time I had ever heard it.

Made me giggle.

[mill8277]

That was funny.....made me laugh...

[cyncity831]

I decided to read this while at work.  Maybe I shouldn't have.  Everyone looked at me when I burst out laughing.  This was too funny!

[sarabtrayior]

That's why they end it's An Oldie, but a Goodie and this was one of them, thanks...