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dsine223

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Joke Of The Day
« on: May 22, 2009, 06:31:43 am »
Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?A. So she wouldnt wake up the sleeping pills.      :wave:
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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2009, 06:38:51 am »
Nice joke  haven't heard that one before that was a good one there  ;D
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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2009, 07:15:21 am »
A man named Bob and a blonde are working in a warehouse. The man says " I'm going to go home early today".
The blonde tells him " there is no way the boss will let you leave early."
"I'll convince him I really need a break," Bob responds.
When the boss approaches , Bob climbs up some skids and starts swinging from the light fixture.
"I'm a lightbulb ! I'm a lightbulb !" he cries.
"Bob, I think you need to go home and get some rest, " his boss says, thinking that Bob has gone crazy.
As Bob is leaving , the blonde follows him out.
"Where do you think you're going?" the boss asks her.

Well duh, I can't work in the dark.
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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2009, 08:17:12 am »
Haha that's great.
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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2009, 09:00:27 am »
Haha, the lightbulb one was pretty funny.  ;D
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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2009, 06:11:54 pm »
Thanks, it got me $100 from Readers Digest a couple years ago.
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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2009, 08:32:19 am »
Quote from: home_teachin on May 22, 2009, 06:11:54 pm
Thanks, it got me $100 from Readers Digest a couple years ago.


 boy what i do to get that
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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2009, 08:34:26 am »
Quote from: dsine223 on May 22, 2009, 06:31:43 am
Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?A. So she wouldnt wake up the sleeping pills.      :wave:


why
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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2009, 10:25:35 am »
Quote from: arnov2 on May 25, 2009, 08:34:26 am
Quote from: dsine223 on May 22, 2009, 06:31:43 am
Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?A. So she wouldnt wake up the sleeping pills.      :wave:


why

Read, he says why.
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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2009, 12:21:04 pm »
ha, ha, ha that was funny! ;D
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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2009, 09:04:47 pm »
haha loved both jokes
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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2009, 05:03:02 am »
Shhhh. The pills are sleeping.  Nice.  I will use that on the engineers at work.
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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2009, 10:37:23 am »
Quote from: home_teachin on May 22, 2009, 07:15:21 am
A man named Bob and a blonde are working in a warehouse. The man says " I'm going to go home early today".
The blonde tells him " there is no way the boss will let you leave early."
"I'll convince him I really need a break," Bob responds.
When the boss approaches , Bob climbs up some skids and starts swinging from the light fixture.
"I'm a lightbulb ! I'm a lightbulb !" he cries.
"Bob, I think you need to go home and get some rest, " his boss says, thinking that Bob has gone crazy.
As Bob is leaving , the blonde follows him out.
"Where do you think you're going?" the boss asks her.

Well duh, I can't work in the dark.

 :notworthy: LOVED THIS ONE ! LOL
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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2009, 11:16:16 am »
 that was silly.    :sad1:
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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2009, 11:59:39 am »
hahaha
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