A little humor

[cateyes1]

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but

only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Holly Madison

 

 

said, "I have my own reality show and I am the smartest and

 

prettiest woman at Playboy, so Americans don't want me to

 

die." She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane.

 

The second passenger, John McCain, said, "I'm a Senator, and a

decorated war hero from an elite Navy unit from the United States of

America." So he grabbed the second pack and jumped.

 

The third passenger, Barack Obama said, "I am the President of the

United States and I am the smartest ever in the history of our

country, some even call me the 'Anointed One.'" So he grabbed the pack

next to him and jumped out.

 

The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth passenger, a

10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life and served my God

the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last

parachute."

 

The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. Graham. There's a parachute

left for you. America 's smartest President took my schoolbag."

 

 

[tea4me]

TEE HEE!  LOL!!!

[samrhett2]

That's cute, however, I suspect you may get some criticism for that one even though it was intended all in good fun.

[pkrahmer]

Thanks for the cuckle...

[cateyes1]

That's cute, however, I suspect you may get some criticism for that one even though it was intended all in good fun.

Lol I know right, i'm not going to lose sleep over it tho. It was all in fun