What deep thinkers men are...

[cateyes1]

 

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
 
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
 
Finally I thought about an age old question:
 
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
 
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
 

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
 


Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
 
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
 
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
 
I rest my case. Time for another beer.



another corny lol, have a nice day everyone!!
 



 
 

 

[msmoneybags48]

What an analysis!  I remember hitting my ex in his *bleep* when I was a teenager and he balled up in pain.  Yes, you hear a woman talk about having another baby, but never that!  LOL!

[skrogman]

Well, you could look at it in that humor and say that having a baby hurts for the next 18 years...lol...

[Azanne07]

that is great. thank you for posting

[jonhall37]

definatly things that make you go hmmmmmm

[dcrotteau]

Great Post Cateyes1!!  Made me laugh!

[bobes915]

That's pretty good.  I suppose the results of the pain are important as well. That pain for guys...result = pain.  Pain of childbirth for women = child. 

[Delphyne]

That's pretty good.  I suppose the results of the pain are important as well. That pain for guys...result = pain.  Pain of childbirth for women = child. 

I agree.  There is no "win" after getting kicked in the nuts.  Plus, after childbirth there are chemicals that are released in the brain which trigger feelings of euphoria and peace.  Men do not have that. 

Not to mention that are men out there with fetishes where they do enjoy being roughly handled down there. 

[ancmetro]

    Why women suffer pain during childbirth? I do not understand?! Other animals have babies and they come out naturally! But why?

[Shandara09]

hehe  Thanks for the laugh.    Love the corny ones.

[Delphyne]

    Why women suffer pain during childbirth? I do not understand?! Other animals have babies and they come out naturally! But why?

It hurts animals, too.  They may not show their pain in the same way as women, but it does hurt them.  I had my daughter naturally.  No drugs.  That is what I wanted.  I *wanted* to feel the pain of childbirth.  And believe me, I did.

I see nothing wrong with it (the pain).  It is a passage of life.

[alice44]

Sounds like you had an 'a hah moment'.  Just think what other things you can solve the next time you mow your lawn. 

[mperez7372]

Well, but there is no reward getting kicked.  If getting kicked reaaped a reward and having a baby only had the pain with no baby, I bet the theory would be different!!

[sdecaro558]

That was a really good one!