Mondays chuckle!

[cateyes1]

In  a   Hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get  into the men's restroom, but it had always been  occupied.

A nurse noticed his  predicament.
           
Sir,  she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise  not to touch any of the buttons on the  wall."

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
He did what he  needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had  promised not to  touch.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Each  button was identified by letters: WW ,  WA , PP20 and a  red one labelled ATR.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Who would  know if he touched  them?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

He  couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed  gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling,  he thought.
Men's restrooms don't have nice things like  this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he  pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water,  gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he  pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his  bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this  unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a  restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
When  the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to  push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. 

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a  hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him. 

"What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I  remember was pushing the ATR button."

"The button  ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your *bleep* is under your  pillow.."

MEN NEVER  LISTEN

 

[annettefayeroach]

  I needed that laugh.

[jkhanson]

Oh My!!!

After the WA button, I knew what that poor man was in for should he keep pushing buttons!

[skrogman]

Thank you!  That was great!

 

[moonangel]

i love reading these they are so funny.

[mill8277]

to funny.....what a way to start my day.....

[masked_brown_guy]

lol didn't know tampons had to be tugged on that hard.

[msmoneybags48]

I am tickled.  He shouldn't have been like Dennis the Menace.  His curiosity got the better of him.  I enjoy these chuckles.

[melissaotto1982]

LOL!!!!

[natashaspy]

LOL now that was a good one! thanks for sharing!

[6265AT99]

In  a   Hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get  into the men's restroom, but it had always been  occupied.

A nurse noticed his  predicament.
           
Sir,  she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise  not to touch any of the buttons on the  wall."

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
He did what he  needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had  promised not to  touch.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Each  button was identified by letters: WW ,  WA , PP20 and a  red one labelled ATR.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Who would  know if he touched  them?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

He  couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed  gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling,  he thought.
Men's restrooms don't have nice things like  this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he  pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water,  gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he  pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his  bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this  unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a  restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
When  the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to  push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. 

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a  hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him. 

"What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I  remember was pushing the ATR button."

"The button  ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your *bleep* is under your  pillow.."

MEN NEVER  LISTEN

Although I have heard this one before, it makes me laugh every time!!!!!!

 

[jsmith96]

That hurts me just to think of...afraid to chuckle...  Yeah; I'm male !!!

[demaina]

Good one.

Maybe this is just me, but as a woman, there is no way I'd want some machine trying to grab the string and to pull a tampon out. 

[rricardi58]

I have another good one.

A little boy and his family lived on a farm and of course their food consisted of the animals they were raising or the products of the animals.
Well one morning the little boy came down for breakfast and was eagerly awaiting his breakfast.

His mother said, did you get the eggs from the chickens yet.

He said no?

Well until you do you will not have any breakfast.

So, the little boy went out to the chicken coop to get some eggs.
However, during the process of getting the eggs, he was pecked numerous times.  Finally he finished.  He then put the eggs in a basket and laid it down.

He then started kicking the chickens in angerly manner.

Shortly thereafter he arrives back in the kitchen with the eggs.

His mother said, I saw what you did to those chickens so, no eggs for you.

Then he said can I have some milk.

His mother said, did you milk the cow. 

The little boy said no.

So, once again off he went to milk the cow.

He finishes that and just before he leaves, he kicks the cow.

He arrives back in the kitchen once again, eagerly waiting for his milk.

His mother said, sorry I saw what you did to the cow, so no milk for you either.

Angerly, the little boy slumped down on the table.

Finally his dad comes down the stairs and his really angry.

He is not in a good mood.  The family cat meows at him and is right in his path on the stairs.

He then kicks the cat angerly.

Finally the little boys says to his mother, do you want to tell him or should I.

[pitbullsigh]

Lmao! i dont even have a *bleep* and I am uncomfortable for the poor man
rotflmao for poor kicked animals and the little boy offering to tell his dad what that means