Joke Of The Day

[dsine223]

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?Because the poor didnt have any !

[MikeIriz]

Making a speech against the proliferation of X-rated videocassettes, the mayoral candidate said, "I rented one of these cassettes and was shocked to find by my count five acts of oral sex, three of sodomy, a transsexual making love to a dog, and a woman accommodating five men at once. If elected, I vow that tapes such as these will no longer befoul our fair community." He concluded the fiery denunciation by asking, "Are there any questions?"

Five people shouted in unison, "Where did you rent the tape?"

[debraleesparks]

  What is invisable, and smells like carrots ? BUNNY FART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahaha

[aoyelove]

A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it.

"Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," responded the lawyer.

"Sorry, but I can't do that," replied the stonecutter. "In this state, it's against the law to bury two people in the same grave. However, I could put `here lies an honest lawyer'."

"But that won't let people know who it is!" protested the lawyer.

"Sure it will," retorted the stonecutter. "People will read it and exclaim, "That's impossible!"

[nellet]

Chuck Norris wipes with 40 grit sandpaper?

 

lol

[justinbrink5]

why did the blonde get kicked out of the m&m factory?

she threw out all the "w's"

[discardedheart]

two blondes and a brunette are hanging off the side
of a volcano and decide to see who can stay there the longest.
they've been there for about 2 hours when the brunette says "I know, lets sing a song to keep us amused. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!"

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[emobarbiedoll]

Theres a brunette sitting in the middle of a street sitting down saying "256,256,256." so a blonde comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" the brunette says sit down and count with me, so she does, and soon a truck is coming so the brunette stands up walks out of the middle of the road, the truck hits the blonde, then the brunette goes back to sitting in the middle of the road saying,"257,257,257."