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justinbrink5

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Jokes
« on: May 04, 2009, 01:01:20 pm »
anyone got a good joke?

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2009, 01:41:30 pm »
For all your jokes needs go to www dot jokes dot com.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2009, 10:23:11 pm »
YE BUT ITS A LITTLE DIRTY... IS THAT OK

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2009, 01:28:05 pm »
 thanks, thats a good site for some good jokes

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2009, 12:50:33 am »
why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory?

-she was throwing all the w's away..




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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2009, 12:57:41 am »
two robins were lying on their backs, basking in the sun..
a mama cat and her kitten walk by and the kitten says,
"mama, I'm sooo hungry, what can we eat?"

to which the mama cat, spying the two robins, replies,
"how about some baskin robbins?"

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2009, 07:30:32 am »
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2009, 03:58:27 pm »
why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory?

-she was throwing all the w's away..




thats good ;D

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2009, 04:02:08 pm »
A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.

She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box."

The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2009, 05:33:53 pm »
why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory?

-she was throwing all the w's away..




thats good ;D

haha, i hadn't even noticed that you'd responded ;p
thank you, i thought it was pretty cute myself.

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