Bear and Preacher joke

[jtrask]

Bear and Preacher joke

A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the hills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he collided with a bear, sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside. His rifle went one way, and he went the other, landing on a rock and breaking both legs.

That was the good news. The bad news was the ferocious bear was charging at him, and he couldn't move.

"Oh, Lord," the preacher prayed, "I'm so sorry for skipping services today to come out here and hunt. Please forgive me and grant me just one wish: Please make a Christian out of that bear that's coming at me. Please,Lord!"

That very instant the bear skidded to a halt, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and began to pray aloud at the preacher's feet: "Dear God, bless this food I am about to receive..."


 

[rricardi58]

That was a pretty good joke.  I have something funny also, but it is not a joke, just real life humour.  While at the doctor's office today, I like to read the Baby Bloopers in the Parents Magazine.  In the one I read today, this takes place on Halloween and this 4 year old's mother was expecting her second child and she almost due.  They were discussing halloween costumes and the 4 year old boy said to his dad, how about you and I going as army guys.  Then he looked over his mother from top to bottom and said, "Mom, you can be the tank".

[moonangel]

both of those are pretty funny thanks for sharing we need more laughs

[vp44]

Good ones both of them. Great laugh thanks for that. 

[lynnc35]

Awww.really cute one...I had to share this one.

[tfw6693]

  The guy is in the hospital. The doctor says, "I have bad news and good news." What is the bad news doctor? The doctor said, "We cut off the wrong leg." Bummer. What is the "Good News"?
The doctor said, "The good News is that we can save the other leg."