Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten

[TANIAFAYAD]

Ten Commandments

Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments.
 
Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms.
 
So, in middle Tennessee they translated the 'King James' into ' Jackson County ' language.....no joke (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro , TN ).


(1) Just one God

(2) Put nothin' before God

(3) Watch yer mouth

(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'

(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa

(6) No killin'

(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal

( Don't take what ain't yers

(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'

(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

Now that's plain an' simple. Y'all have a nice day!

[burnkate]

lol .... wow .... I really got nothing to say to but just ... wwwwooooooooowwwww ... lol ... makes sense though ... alot more then those ten commandments I can read these lol...=P

[kesto4]

Makes a lot less sense than the real ten commandments. "sunday meetin'", seriously? They might want to think about renaming their town Hickville and the church "Da Hick meetin' barn"

[jester2dr]

k then i'm a yankee....

and even I understand this simple Hicker Billy talk.......

Keep it simple and then i can understand it , I always say.....   

[snale21]

Maybe if a few more people see them written this way they will pay attention and act better.

[crysdd]

Hey that's great, I understood just fine. Of course I speak Hillbilly fluently. I'm also fluent in pig latin and in Charlie Brown adult talk.

[discardedheart]

Maybe if a few more people see them written this way they will pay attention and act better.

hahah, i agree ;p

[SoontobeLane36]

k then i'm a yankee....

and even I understand this simple Hicker Billy talk.......

Keep it simple and then i can understand it , I always say.....   

Hicker Billy??? Jest like them dag nabitt Yankees. Caint understan a werd they say. 

[unojuno]

Ten Commandments

Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments.
 
Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms.
 
So, in middle Tennessee they translated the 'King James' into ' Jackson County ' language.....no joke (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro , TN ).


(1) Just one God

(2) Put nothin' before God

(3) Watch yer mouth

(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'

(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa

(6) No killin'

(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal

( Don't take what ain't yers

(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'

(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

Now that's plain an' simple. Y'all have a nice day!

Oh, Lord, Fusion has gone Redneck!!  Ya think my local college offers a quick course in "Hillbilly 101?"

[discardedheart]

Charlie Brown adult talk.

ahh, i too speak the language ;p