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makingmoni

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Reached Shore Fast
« on: September 17, 2012, 02:09:37 pm »
A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe he might be able to raise someone on his marine radio to call for roadside assistance. He climbed into his boat, clicked on the radio and said, "Mayday, mayday." A Coast Guard officer came on and said, "State your location." "I-75, two miles south of Standish." After a very long pause, the officer asked, "How fast were you going when you reached shore?"

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Re: Reached Shore Fast
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2012, 02:35:36 pm »
LOL  that was funny,  it totally made my day.  Thank you for posting.

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Re: Reached Shore Fast
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2012, 03:31:17 pm »
Do you mind if you're asked why you only cut & paste unattributed jokes here?

{copied & pasted another unattributed joke}

http://giggle-fun.blogspot.com/2007/05/care-for-cheerful-jokes.html
One can lead a horse to water however, if one holds the horse's head under, that horse will drown.

             

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Re: Reached Shore Fast
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2012, 03:43:20 pm »
This is hilarious!!!!

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