The wedding test

[cateyes1]

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend

and I had been dating for over a year, and so we

decided to get married. There was only one

little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful

younger sister.


My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very

tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. It had to

be deliberate.


One day her "little" sister called and asked me to

come over to check the wedding invitations. She was

alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she

had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't

overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once

before I got married and committed my life to her sister.


Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.


S he said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if

you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."


I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go

up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned

and made a beeline straight to the front door. I

opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing

outside, all clapping!


With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and

said, "We are very happy that you have passed our

little test. We couldn't ask for a better

man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:


Always keep your condoms in your car.

[timandvicky1]

Ha Ha this story almost seems unrealistic!!  LOL...not too many guys would have left.  Thanks for the reminder that their is a few good ones out there.   

[mstevenson2]

good for you i agree most would have left

[joyroos18]

uhhh sounds to me like he was going to get his condoms out of the car not leaving,

[ferriwinkle]

I have never heard this joke, but it's pretty good. 

[mary_k]

Now that was funny !!!!!!

[ssliva67]

Congratulations

[black1304]

Hahaha! I love it.  If I can remember that one, I'll be sharing it with my friends at work.  I'm sure it will get a laugh!  Thanks!

[amaravee]

bahaah, that's pretty sad that he was gonna hook up with her

[ssmsurvey]

Funny - what would the "little" sister have done if he came upstairs? Hmm...