Ponder this for a sec

[alaric99x]

You're reading my mind, did you also pick up on "Arschloch?"  Maybe we have some kind of new spiritual movement going here, maybe even the start of a new religion.  Many other religions have begun with much less.  I feel your mojo.

[hicaniplay]

Ill bet you cant even figure out why there was no incest in earlier times or why man lived longer.

lol I remember a breeder who showcased the bible as the correct way to line breed animals, as it was the way god bred humans:

http://www.genecarrhorseranch.com/line_breeding.php

Interesting read, if you don't mind percentages.

[falcon9]

You're reading my mind, did you also pick up on "Arschloch?"  Maybe we have some kind of new spiritual movement going here, maybe even the start of a new religion.  Many other religions have begun with much less.  I feel your mojo.

There's already "dudeism", (see off topic thread), but I may have had some cyrillic phrases in mind with regard to the jw ... something to do with 'missionary positions' ...

[hitch0403]

Allergic,the feeling is mutual...you made my day.And you are still an idiot in any language!!

I was wondering,if an atheist won lotto would he trust god then?

Is it true atheists work for Non-prophet organizations?

So many questions...so few answers.

Birdbrain9...you were right...this is a debait room.And you took it hook,line,and stinker <as in your posts>

Birdbrain2....someday you will get over the santa claus,easter bunnyitis you suffered as a kid.Not to mention not being able to dress up for halloween<Not that you needed a costume>

Im still waiting for Queenie to sit on her butt.Hope she took my advice.

[falcon9]

...you were right...this is a debait room.

It would be a grave insult to abject morons to call you one.

"I learned the Jehovah's Witless do not celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't like strangers going up to their door and annoying them."
-- Bruce Clark

[hitch0403]

BirdBrain9...thanx for keeping your post short.I ran outta aspirins.

[BJohnsonPP]

If Jehovah had destroyed A&E immediately after they disobeyed,the human race wouldnt exist.But HE allowed them to have off-spring because HE knew some of the human race would obey and LOVE HIM.


I also wish all atheists and haters of God wouldnt reply to this because it really is beyond your comprehention.


Of course anyone who is grateful for life and appreciates the good things God has provided you are more then welcome.

I haven't been here long so maybe I just don't know but, is this guy serious?

Anyway, if he created them and destroyed them, he could've just created more. I don't really think it was a big deal. Maybe he could create them without flaws next time? When I wrote computer programs and they didn't work the way I wanted them to, I didn't get mad at the program. I did something wrong not the program. This doesn't matter anyway, he just killed everyone again with Noah's flood. He likes killing people... hey, didn't he do that to his own son? That god, what a character   .

May i suggest going on YouTube and viewing some Rodney Dangerfield videos so your insults might be humorous and NOT so preeeeeeeeeeediktabull!!

Rodney Dangerfield? Really? Just curious, do you wear tracksuits with the jacket zipper pulled down showing off your gold chains and hairy chest? I'm just curious about what time period you're living in. 

[queenofnines]

Eve speaking to serpent,"God said we would die if we ate from tree of knowledge".....Yes Queenie,Eve didnt know right from wrong...LOL!!

Oh man! You got me! If it's written into the story, then it must be true! *sarcasm explodes*

Since you obviously don't get how it is not logically possible to know right from wrong before the fruit was eaten, let me rephrase it in simpler terms: Adam and Eve were created in god's image (perfect). It says in the Bible everything was perfect before they ate from the apple. It is impossible for a perfect being/state to become "imperfect", because for that to happen demonstrates that there was some flaw in the details, refuting the so-called label of "perfect" to begin with. Comprende?

A&E didnt die in mans day <24 hrs>...they died in Gods day <Bible says 1000 of our yrs is day to Him>

How convenient. I wonder which other statements you take literally and which you choose to ignore? "If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her. -- Deuteronomy 22:28-29"

[queenofnines]

I was wondering,if an atheist won lotto would he trust god then?

Considering I'd have to be paying the "stupid tax" in order to win in the first place, no, I would not "trust god" if I hypothetically won a million dollars. Just because money is unconstitutionally branded with nonsense does not make the phrase supreme law of the land. Do you trust in the Greek and Roman gods because you are forced to have a calendar system with days of the week and months named after them? I'm sure Jehovah doesn't appreciate your blasphemy 24/7.

Where the hec would an atheist get married?

Well I'm an atheist married to an atheist, so it certainly is possible, huh? Your imagination must be pretty limited, as there are countless nonreligious venues to get married at. Also, churches are not the exclusive property of the delusional. If an atheist got married in one, it would be just like any other building, because it is the religious that attribute magical properties to it.

What do they say when they hear a sneeze?

Nothing because it's retarded to acknowledge involuntary, biological functions in such a superstitious way.

[falcon9]

...thanx for keeping your post short.

It wasn't for your benefit, even though you have the attention-span of an elderly mayfly.

[falcon9]

I also wish all atheists and haters of God wouldnt reply to this because it really is beyond your comprehention.

I haven't been here long so maybe I just don't know but, is this guy serious?

It's just an evangelizing jw troll that takes itself too seriously.

Anyway, if he created them and destroyed them, he could've just created more. I don't really think it was a big deal. Maybe he could create them without flaws next time? When I wrote computer programs and they didn't work the way I wanted them to, I didn't get mad at the program. I did something wrong not the program. This doesn't matter anyway, he just killed everyone again with Noah's flood. He likes killing people... hey, didn't he do that to his own son? That god, what a character   .

"If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people"
-- Gregory House (Hugh Laurie)

[Falconer02]

Birdbrain2....someday you will get over the santa claus,easter bunnyitis you suffered as a kid.Not to mention not being able to dress up for halloween<Not that you needed a costume>

I'm sure everyone with an ounce of intelligence knows that it's far worse belonging to a cult that bans fun kid stuff like these examples. It's pretty unanimous that any group that bans friendly harmless social gatherings is dangerous. And what's with the insults? Do you know any foundational principles with what the Jesus character preached?

And I'm certain within a few more posts Hitch will be the 'victim' in their own eyes. I recommend we stop arguing with an 11 year old.

[Kohler]

Hitch is on extended vacation.

[falcon9]

Hitch is on extended vacation.

Maybe the opportunity to acquire a nice tan will present itself then.

[JediJohnnie]

Hopefully,he'll be back soon.