Do you need a laugh today? Read a joke!

[moomabean]

I know somedays people are feeling a little down and need something to pick them up. I know I do. Well my kids will always cheer me up when I see them laughing.  I figured why not post some jokes to make each other laugh. The only thing I ask it that they are all clean jokes that will not offend anyone. No dirty jokes, nothing that will offend anyone's religion, race, sex, etc. Make them cute that a little kid would like to hear. These are a couple my kids told me yesterday:

Q: Why didn't the elephant use the computer?
A: He was afraid of the mouse! 

Q: Why were the elephants kicked out of the swimming pool?
A: They couldn't keep their trunks up! 

Now, your turn. Let's come up with a bunch more and see how long this post lasts!

[shortnlovabl3]

Just don't be offended anyone ok? Its funny either way...


Q:How many ADHD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:Wanna Ride bikes?




I have adhd and find it hilarous!

[Phx0808]

Just don't be offended anyone ok? Its funny either way...


Q:How many ADHD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:Wanna Ride bikes?




I have adhd and find it hilarous!

How about them Dodgers? Funny? No, the Yankees aren't funny, why do you ask?


Well done sir, it was funny

[Phx0808]

Q: Why did the robber take a bath?
A; He wanted to make a clean get away.

[moomabean]

Love the ADHD joke. It sounds like my son. He has ADHD and he gets sidetracked all the time!


Q: Why did the window go to the doctor?
A: He had a 'pane'.

[jenniferhoder]

LMAO- those were great jokes and made me laugh... I am asking my kids for jokes, but they are making up their own... and I can't think of any jokes at the moment.

[dwggs]

Blonde: I was born in the U.S.

Friend: Oh really, what part?

Blonde: All of me, silly.

[moomabean]

Q: What did the cow say to the chicken?

A: I don't know. I don't speak cow!

[kingozzy]

I can always use a good laugh even if they were kind of corny! lol

[davidf938]

When I die I want to go quietly in my sleep just like my grandfather instead of screaming like the passengers in his car.

[LenoraMinogue]

These jokes made me groan, but somehow I laughed too. Thanks.

[maxinmotion]

My daughter won $20 with this one:

When is a stage shaky?
When the curtain fall.

 

[cford6]

Thanks for the pick me up, I need something else to think about today other than the stressful stuff on my mind right now.

[maxinmotion]

Please forgive me but I just read this from an old post from cloudsoup's post of 2009.
I laughed so hard my chest really hurts.

three tomatoes were taking a walk:
daddy tomato, mommy tomato, and baby tomato.
baby tomato was walking very slowly, so daddy tomato
turned around, hit baby tomato on top of the head
and yelled, "KETCHUP!”

[nickylanena]

Just don't be offended anyone ok? Its funny either way...


Q:How many ADHD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:Wanna Ride bikes?




I have adhd and find it hilarous!

Oh my goodness!!! That is sooo funny! I don't know if it should be, but it's hillarious.