Bumper Stickers

[mrsbluesmith]

I thought it would be fun to share interesting and funny quotes that we've seen on bumberstickers.
I saw one yesterday that said:  "To err is human - to urr is pirate." 

[sspencer1]

I found this bumper sticker today:   "If this sticker is getting smaller, the light is probably green"

[falcon9]

These two oldies were seen this morning:

"Eschew Obfuscation"
           
"Horn Broken - Watch For Finger"

[acurtsinger2]

i dont like bumper stickers on my car...they don't pay me to advertise

[pjlicari17]

I saw one that was upside down and said "WHY BE NORMAL?"  NOW, THAT is funny!

 

[falcon9]

I saw one that was upside down and said "WHY BE NORMAL?"  NOW, THAT is funny!

 

The classic, "Visualize Whirled Peas", can still be seen on some bumpers, (not mine - I sold that Mustang years ago).

[cowgirl2116]

I thought it would be fun to share interesting and funny quotes that we've seen on bumberstickers.
I saw one yesterday that said:  "To err is human - to urr is pirate." 

[cowgirl2116]

I liked what you shared about what you found on one bumper sticker.

[alaric99x]

I conceived my own, at least as far as I know; "My other car is repossessed" or how about, "Driver carries no cash."  I wouldn't actually put these on my car, just playing with the ideas.

[falcon9]

I conceived my own, at least as far as I know; "My other car is repossessed" or how about, "Driver carries no cash."  I wouldn't actually put these on my car, just playing with the ideas.

How about one printed in a very tiny font which says, "If You Can Read This, You're Close Enough To Owe Me Dinner First"?

[SherylsShado]

I love bumper stickers...as long as they are on someone else's car.
Here's a few:

1.) Never let your mother brush your hair when she is mad at your father.

2.) DON'T BE CONDESCENDING
    (that's when you talk down to people)

3.) AS SEEN ON COPS

[falcon9]

I love bumper stickers...as long as they are on someone else's car.
Here's a few:

1.) Never let your mother brush your hair when she is mad at your father.

2.) DON'T BE CONDESCENDING
    (that's when you talk down to people)

3.) AS SEEN ON COPS

Those are funny stickers.  There was also the rarely-seen "If I Slam On My Brakes, Your Insurance Company Will Pay Me", (apparently directed at tailgaters).

[SherylsShado]

I love bumper stickers...as long as they are on someone else's car.
Here's a few:

1.) Never let your mother brush your hair when she is mad at your father.

2.) DON'T BE CONDESCENDING
    (that's when you talk down to people)

3.) AS SEEN ON COPS

Those are funny stickers.  There was also the rarely-seen "If I Slam On My Brakes, Your Insurance Company Will Pay Me", 9apparently directed at tailgaters).

Tailgater bumperstickers are the best!!   "If You Can Read This, You Are In Range" is one I have thought about (for a few seconds) putting on my car.  The other would be (for those that love "beeping") "Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window"

[falcon9]

Tailgater bumperstickers are the best!!   "If You Can Read This, You Are In Range" is one I have thought about (for a few seconds) putting on my car.  The other would be (for those that love "beeping") "Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window"

Now you've gone and reminded me of one I did have on a truck I'd owned a few years ago ...

 - "Vehicle Equipped With Proximity Defenses" -
[custom-made ... I sure miss those bumpersticker vending machines]

[SherylsShado]

Tailgater bumperstickers are the best!!   "If You Can Read This, You Are In Range" is one I have thought about (for a few seconds) putting on my car.  The other would be (for those that love "beeping") "Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window"

Now you've gone and reminded me of one I did have on a truck I'd owned a few years ago ...

 - "Vehicle Equipped With Proximity Defenses" -
[custom-made ... I sure miss those bumpersticker vending machines]

AWESOME sticker!