My abc of Nursery Rhymes

[raconra]

wee willie winkie
ran through the town
upstairs and downstairs
in his nightgown

[kcoleman2]

Now i lay me down to rest,
i want my husband to rub my breast.
Hold me close and rock me right,
This way i know i've had a goodnight!!.....

My friend sent me this that she made up. I thought it was corny but funny! LOL

[vp44]

Now i lay me down to rest,
i want my husband to rub my breast.
Hold me close and rock me right,
This way i know i've had a goodnight!!.....

My friend sent me this that she made up. I thought it was corny but funny! LOL

Thats a good one I havent heard of this one. Thanks for sharing. LMAO and enjoying my day.

[tzs]

1, 2, buckle my shoe
3, 4, shut the door
5, 6, pick up sticks
7, 8, lay them straight
9, 10, a big fat hen
11, 12, dig and delve
13, 14, maids a courting
15, 16, maids in the kitchen
17, 18, maids a waiting
19, 20, my plates empty

HAAAA! BIG FAT HEN!!!! my favorite part!!!

[tzs]

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly
But I don't know why, she swallowed a fly...
Perhaps she'll DIE!!!


Anyone else care to continue this one? It's a biggen!!!!

[cheyz2001]

Then came her man who sat down beside her and started to cry
Cry, Cry, Cry. Old man, why do you cry?
His reply...
"Now for my wife a casket I must buy!"



I tried...lol

[tzs]

Then came her man who sat down beside her and started to cry
Cry, Cry, Cry. Old man, why do you cry?
His reply...
"Now for my wife a casket I must buy!"



I tried...lol

ROLFMAO!!!!

[workmama]

Hey, I got one for ya...

A,B,C, Micky D
I need some food
hungry as can be
Gonna eat a burger and some fries
so I won't starve and stay alive

ok...LUV the rhyme and your cat pic is kinda cute too....5 stars!!

I was going to say the same thing! I     !!! (plus, when you mention the burger, I am now officially hungry...haha) 

[RosieQ]

Hello 

                               Here is one from around 15-18 years ago. It is titled
Hug O' War   

I will not play at tug o' war,
I'd rather play at hug o' war,
Where everyone hugs
Instead of tugs,
Where everyone giggles   
And rolls on the rug,
Where everyone kisses,   
And everyone grins,
And everyone cuddles, And everyone wins!   

         Sending happy thoughts and great big smiles!   
Sincerely, Carol

[whitneydyer10]

Mary had a tug boat
Her tug boat had a sail
The tug boat went to heaven
Mary went to--
Hello operator,
Put me on number nine
If you disconnect me
Ill kick you in the--
Behind the fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Ms. Mary fell upon it
And cut her big ol--
Ask me no more questions
Ill tell you no more lies
Ms. Mary told me all this
The day before she died
(: