from My First Mother Goose Book

[falcon9]

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack jump over the candlestick!

Very good, "johnnie".  Next week, you may be able to progress from your first Mother Goose book to a more challenging for you *bleep* and Jane text.

[johnvon23]

awww... this off topic is so cuteeeee.... can't wait to have kids .

[falcon9]

awww... this off topic is so cuteeeee.... can't wait to have kids .

You could 'adopt' a xtian; with few exceptions, that's pretty much the same thing around here.

[ptfunds]

Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are!

When the blazing sun is gone,
When there's nothing he shines upon,
Then you show your little light,
Twinkle, twinkle, through the night.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are!

In the dark blue sky so deep
Through my curtains often peep
For you never close your eyes
Til the morning sun does rise
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are

Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are

[springsgardner]

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children, she didn't know what to do.
She gave them some broth without any bread;
And whipped them all soundly and put them to bed.

[joannaingram84]

Molly, my sister, and I fell out,
And what do you think it was all about?
She loved coffee and I loved tea,
And that was the reason we could not agree.

[Phx0808]

Little boy blue come blow your horn.
The sheep in the meadow,the cow in the corn.
Where is the boy who looks after the sheep?
Under the haystack,fast asleep.
Shall you wake him?
No,not I,for if I do he's sure to cry!

[joannaingram84]

There was a little girl,
 and she had a little curl
Right in the middle
 of her forehead;
When she was good,
 she was very, very good,
But when she was bad,
 she was horrid.

[joannaingram84]

To market, to market, to buy a fat pig,
  Home again, home again, jiggety-jig;
To market, to market, to buy a fat hog,
  Home again, home again, jiggety-jog.

[joannaingram84]

Ride a *bleep*-horse to Barnbury Cross,
To see a fine lady upon a white horse;
Rings on her fingers and bells on her toes,
And she shall have music wherever she goes.

[Phx0808]

When Mary had a little lamb, the doctors were surprised.
When Old McDonald had a farm, you should have seen their eyes!

[quietpal]

Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner,
Eating his Christmas pie.
He put in his thumb,
And he pulled out a plum,
And said, "What a good boy am I!"

[joannaingram84]

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water;
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.

[joannaingram84]

See-saw, Margery Daw,
Jack shall have a new master;
Jack shall have a penny a day,
Because he can't work any faster.

[vicogden]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. 
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
How may pickled Peppers did Peter Piper pick?

(That comes from "Momma Goose's Tantalizing Tongue Twisters")