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A laugh for today!!
« on: September 15, 2011, 08:48:17 am »
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the

activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.

Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she

needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the

right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and

stuffed pillows on her right side.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the

family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left side.

Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed

her, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said ....

'Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?'

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the

nephew......

'Bastards won't let me fart'.

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Re: A laugh for today!!
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2011, 09:22:45 am »
Abidi abidi, that's folks - Kramer "PIG MAN"

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Re: A laugh for today!!
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2011, 10:05:04 am »
Abidi abidi, that's folks - Kramer "PIG MAN"


I dont get what you're saying, oh well

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Re: A laugh for today!!
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2011, 02:54:50 pm »
you got a smile out of me!

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Re: A laugh for today!!
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2011, 03:11:12 pm »

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Re: A laugh for today!!
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2011, 03:21:45 pm »
thanks for the laugh.
Have a great day. :wave: :peace:
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Re: A laugh for today!!
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2011, 03:28:00 pm »
LOL cateyes1!  I got a chuckle out of your little story about Grandma!
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Re: A laugh for today!!
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2011, 03:29:58 pm »
thanks for the laugh.
Have a great day. :wave: :peace:


you're welcome pkrahmer  :wave:

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Re: A laugh for today!!
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2011, 03:32:30 pm »
LOL cateyes1!  I got a chuckle out of your little story about Grandma!

Hi JK i'm glad, I thought it was cute  :wave:

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Re: A laugh for today!!
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2011, 03:52:39 pm »
laugh out loud. that certainly made me laugh for the day. that had to have been hillarious at the party. it is nice to have people around that is so old. and you can always get a laugh from them

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Re: A laugh for today!!
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2011, 04:12:17 pm »
lame, granny doesn't know the dynamics of farts.

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Re: A laugh for today!!
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2011, 04:23:48 pm »
here's one i just read,

A modest guy checks into a hotel and asked the receptionist, "could you make sure the *bleep* channel in the room is disabled?" The receptionist responds, "you sick *bleep* - we only have regular *bleep*!"

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« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2011, 04:29:13 pm »
here's one i just read,

A modest guy checks into a hotel and asked the receptionist, "could you make sure the *bleep* channel in the room is disabled?" The receptionist responds, "you sick *bleep* - we only have regular *bleep*!"


Thats lame, the receptionist didnt know the dynamics of *bleep* hahahaha

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Re: A laugh for today!!
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2011, 10:46:11 pm »
LOL! That got me for a second! I thought grandma was going to wind up dead or something! Got a laugh out of though thats for sure! ;D

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Re: A laugh for today!!
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2011, 05:34:45 am »
Oh, this is the type of stuff that makes you guys laugh......I see!

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