I received the most pitiful attempt at a scam via e-mail today. I thought I would share with everyone, enjoy:
"Bless You My Dear,
I am Mrs. Karen Ronald, age 68 years old,i am the wife of late Mr. Robert Ronald,which i got your information from his diary,we are both from United State Of America, my husband worked with the Oil and Gas Company Chevron/Texaco in Africa for twenty years before he died after he was release from the kidnappers,We were married for twenty-nine years without a child.
My Husband died after a brief illness that lasted only four days after he was release from the kidnappers. Before his death we were both born again Christians, When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US $5.5million dollars.with Guaranty Trust Bank Plc in the Africa, Presently this money is still with the Bank, the management just send me a Next of Kin form as the beneficiary to fill it and get it scan to them for the release of this money or rather issue! That somebody to fill it and receive it on my behalf.
I'm in a hospital in Netherlands where I have been undergoing treatment for cancer of the breast and Pneumonia. I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few weeks to live. It is my last wish to see this money distributed to charity organizations and people that are in need of help anywhere in the World,That why I have contacted you to help me receive this funds as my late husband next of kin,Pleas i need your information to forward to the Bank, to let them know you are receiving my late husband funds on my behalf,Your Name, Your Address, and phone number.
Bless you as i hope to read from you soon.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Karen Ronald"