does abyone have any good jokes

[aggie49]

i have one its about this 75 year old women calls her neighbor to come help her with the puzzle she is trying to put together so the guys go to her house and she shows him to the table where she has it all laid out he looks at her and says mam your puzzle can't be put together because its not a puzzle its a box of cornflakes lol

[Tresbn00]

How many drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill "Two and a Half Men"!

What's green and smells like Miss. Piggy?
Kermit's Finger.

Confuscious say that man who stand on toilet get high on Pot.

What looks, like bananas, smells like bananas, tastes like bananas but isn't bananas?
Monkey Puke!

[EAngels]

Laughter is a great mecidine. don't have a jokes, sorry! but nice jokes.