Come up with new rank names and get $1!

[Administrator]

Right now, member ranks are as follows:
Newbie     *     0 posts
Jr. Member    **    50 posts    
Full Member    ***    100 posts
Sr. Member    ****    250 posts
Hero Member    *****    500 posts

These were the default ranks that came with the forum software.  I'd like to update them, and add some more, and hopefully get some money-making and/or FusionCash references in them.  Come up with one or more rank names and post them in this thread - if one of yours is chosen by our panel of educated judges, you'll get a $1 bonus in your account.

EDIT:  You can post more than 5 levels - in fact, I'd encourage it.  I plan to adjust the required posts anyway, so feel free to submit up to, say, 10 different ranks.

[guildedwolf]

How about:     Everyone's Best Mommy  (yes, I'm thinking of Madd4Money, here!)(ABSOLUTELY NO insult intended!!!)
                     Top Earners
                    Good Advisors
                     Longtime Members
                    Admin's Favorites
                     President's Club
                    Troublemakers
                     Helpers

[LendaL]

instead of newbie..how bout novice?

nov·ice (nvs)
n.
1. A person new to a field or activity; a beginner

[ethelrose1]

Rather than

Hero Member    *****    500 posts

make it
 FUSIONKNIGHT  ********** 500 posts

[sms0922]

Newbie: Rookie, starter
Jr. Member: Cadet
Full Member:  Experienced member
Sr. Member:  Chief member
Hero Member: Master

Just a few from the top of my head     

[tgtwins]

How about

Newbie: infant
Junior Member: child
full member: grown
senior member: mature adult
hero member: elder

This would make it a little unprofessional, but FUN!

[adavis08]

wannabe
hustler
big pimpin
greedy member
cash advancer

[ginji]

Newbie     * :    Starter
Jr. Member    ** :   Level 2   
Full Member    *** :   Level 3
Sr. Member    **** :   Level 4
Hero Member    ***** :   Advance Level

[ginji]

Newbie     *     trainee
Jr. Member    **    Junior trainee   
Full Member    ***    Senior trainee
Sr. Member    ****    Manager
Hero Member    *****   CEO

[juliajohnson]

But why do these ranks come from the number of postings that you do?  I think it probably makes people post insignificant ramblings just to get to the next rank.
How bout ranking by $$ earned?

until first payout:  novice
payout 50-$100:  jr member
payout 100-150:  member
payout 150-200:  sr member
payout over $200: hero member
 

[tgtwins]

julia - that's an awesome idea and much better founded if you ask me! 

[Queen_ra45]

50 Posts =sad
100 Posts=happy
500 Posts=exstatic

[froggyjoe]

newbie to. Charmer
then......sorcerror
wizard
warlock
Dragonmaster

sense im so into fantasy stuff thought this might be fun. my 2 cents in

[josecubs]

Newbie     ->   HS Player
Jr. Member    ->    College Player
Full Member    ->    Amateur Player
Sr. Member    ->    Veteran Player
Hero Member    ->   Hall Of Famer

 

[jimfynn]

Starter - 0 posts
Amateur - 50 posts   
Member - 100 posts
Sr. Member - 300 posts
Adviser - 500 posts
Fusion Guru - 1000 posts