Emergency Numbers

[ULuvCeCe]

This was at a site a friend forwarded to me, I printed it to keep in my bible, maybe some of you would like it   

Emergency Telephone Numbers
These are more effective than 911

When -
You are sad, phone John 14
You have sinned, phone Psalm 51
You are facing danger, phone Psalm 91
People have failed you, phone Psalm 27
It feels as though God is far from you, phone Psalm 139
Your faith needs stimulation, phone Hebrews 11
You are alone and scared, phone Psalm 23
You are worried, phone Matthew 8:19-34
You are hurt and critical, phone 1 Corinthians 13
You wonder about Christianity, phone 2 Corinthians 5:15-18
You feel like an outcast, phone Romans 8:31-39
You are seeking peace, phone Matthew 11:25-30
It feels as if the world is b igger than God, phone Psalm 90
You need Christ like insurance, phone Romans 8:1-30
You are leaving home for a trip , phone Psalm 121
You are praying for yourself, phone Psalm 87
You require courage for a task, phone Joshua 1
Inflation's and investments are hogging your thoughts, phone Mark 10:17-31
You are depressive, phone Psalm 27
Your bank account is empty, phone Psalm 37
You lose faith in mankind, phone 1 Corinthians 13
It looks like people are unfriendly, phone John 15
You are losing hope, phone Psalm 126
You feel the world is small comp ared to you, phone Psalm 19
You want to carry fruit, phone John 15
Paul's secret for happiness, phone Colossians 3:12-17
With big opportunity/ discovery, phone Isaiah 55
To get along with other people, phone Romans 12

ALTERNATE NUMBERS
For dealing with fear, call Psalm 47
For security, call Psalm 121:3
For assurance, call Mark 8:35
For reassurance, call Psalm 145:18

ALL THESE NUMBERS MAY BE PHONED DIRECTLY.
NO OPERATOR ASSISTANCE IS NECESSARY.
ALL LINES TO HEAVEN ARE AVAILABLE 24 HOURS A DAY.

[Falconer02]

What if I'm facing ghosts! Who ya gonna call!?

[alina6]

Thanks for the guidance - definitely some numbers to keep handy.

[SCarter984]

...and if you can't find your number list, just call HIS name.  HE is always listening!

[queenofnines]

What if I'm facing ghosts! Who ya gonna call!?

lol

"ALL LINES TO HEAVEN ARE AVAILABLE 24 HOURS A DAY."

What do you mean?  Is that the suicide hotline?!

[mh874892]

This is a great list to have and cherish.
Very clever! Thanks for it. =]

[sdecaro558]

When feeling any of those things, I'm more likely to turn to God in prayer than to pull open my Bible.  Though, if I do open my Bible, I've got my own passages I prefer to turn to.  A laundry list of books and verses is meaningless unless those words mean something at a deeper level to the person reading them.

[ULuvCeCe]

A laundry list of books and verses is meaningless unless those words mean something at a deeper level to the person reading them.

It was meant as a guide, there could be countless members on this site that go to church, pray to God but do not use their bible as much as they'd like - this list is not meaningless, it is a good place to start for non bible readers.

@Falconer02 and queenofnines please grow up

@alina6, mh874892 and SherylsShado you are very welcome

@SCarter984 you are absolutely correct, great words of advice!

[Falconer02]

@Falconer02 and queenofnines please grow up

lol we're not the ones posting bible verses as emergency numbers 
Btw I don't get bible-area emergency numbers where I'm at. Could you post some numbers from the Vedas for me? I need a good saying next time I want to carry fruit.

[charmaine56]

If you are truly walking with God in your heart. Then the bible is your sword. As well as a sword is your bible. lol. I just thought that one. Dont know what made me say that. Dont even know if that is how I believe. However I know Moses can be in my Sword if I need him to be. And in that case I dont have time to read the bible.

  :star:I used to live with a woman who would hear me pray and recite where in the bible is the answer to that. So I think it is valuable to know those number and that was very keen and special to write all that out for us.

[Falconer02]

Emergency numbers don't work??  God also answers knee-mail!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b682t0u8kk4&feature=related

[tuyetmai]

This was at a site a friend forwarded to me, I printed it to keep in my bible, maybe some of you would like it   

Emergency Telephone Numbers
These are more effective than 911

When -
You are sad, phone John 14
You have sinned, phone Psalm 51
You are facing danger, phone Psalm 91
People have failed you, phone Psalm 27
It feels as though God is far from you, phone Psalm 139
Your faith needs stimulation, phone Hebrews 11
You are alone and scared, phone Psalm 23
You are worried, phone Matthew 8:19-34
You are hurt and critical, phone 1 Corinthians 13
You wonder about Christianity, phone 2 Corinthians 5:15-18
You feel like an outcast, phone Romans 8:31-39
You are seeking peace, phone Matthew 11:25-30
It feels as if the world is b igger than God, phone Psalm 90
You need Christ like insurance, phone Romans 8:1-30
You are leaving home for a trip , phone Psalm 121
You are praying for yourself, phone Psalm 87
You require courage for a task, phone Joshua 1
Inflation's and investments are hogging your thoughts, phone Mark 10:17-31
You are depressive, phone Psalm 27
Your bank account is empty, phone Psalm 37
You lose faith in mankind, phone 1 Corinthians 13
It looks like people are unfriendly, phone John 15
You are losing hope, phone Psalm 126
You feel the world is small comp ared to you, phone Psalm 19
You want to carry fruit, phone John 15
Paul's secret for happiness, phone Colossians 3:12-17
With big opportunity/ discovery, phone Isaiah 55
To get along with other people, phone Romans 12

ALTERNATE NUMBERS
For dealing with fear, call Psalm 47
For security, call Psalm 121:3
For assurance, call Mark 8:35
For reassurance, call Psalm 145:18

ALL THESE NUMBERS MAY BE PHONED DIRECTLY.
NO OPERATOR ASSISTANCE IS NECESSARY.
ALL LINES TO HEAVEN ARE AVAILABLE 24 HOURS A DAY.

Thank a lot for sharing... Hope you have a wonderful Christmas.

[queenofnines]

@Falconer02 and queenofnines please grow up

lol we're not the ones posting bible verses as emergency numbers 

I was going to say we have grown up; we're not the ones who still believe in fairytales.  lol  But I suppose that would be childish of me, wouldn't it?  Even though it's the truuuuuuttthh...

[Falconer02]

was going to say we have grown up; we're not the ones who still believe in fairytales.  lol  But I suppose that would be childish of me, wouldn't it?  Even though it's the truuuuuuttthh...

Reality bites! Mwahahahahahaaaaaaaa!

[ULuvCeCe]

@Falconer02 and queenofnines please grow up

lol we're not the ones posting bible verses as emergency numbers 

I was going to say we have grown up; we're not the ones who still believe in fairytales.  lol  But I suppose that would be childish of me, wouldn't it?  Even though it's the truuuuuuttthh...

If you think the bible is a fairytale that is fine. You'll meet your maker one day and until then may God bless your (and Falconer's) soul