randomness is cool

[jcribb16]

Sounds good to me

Thanks, muchly!!! 

[shernajwine]

I feel like I just walked into a "Twilight Zone" episode. What?!

Yep, I feel like I am in a warped and eerie dimension here! 

I have to admit some of the randomness posted is hilarious though!

This is true.  I was actually trying to decide if I could come up with something myself, but wrote that instead.  I guess you could say my brain flipped-flopped when the clocks and apples were tied in the garage, while aliens on pcp were running across Saturn's ring, while watching all those re-runs.  All the while, time out was given so Amy could trek up those stairs and back, and at the same time Falconer could go get another box of Captain Crunch tomorrow, and the iguana could quit smoking. I think that's when my random brain fizzled out!!!!! 

LOL perfect 

[jcribb16]

   Thanks, Sherna!   

[502mania]

it's raining skittles on mars while the fish in a bowl full of pepto bismol swims back and forth. the cow dove under the moon, and the dish assassinated the spoon. the fork watched planet of the apes in his telitubby feety pajamas, but the bowl was so full of frosted flakes when he said he loved John McCain. little foot escaped the set of land before time and ran after bugs bunny who was trying to dye his fur purple. three living mushrooms fell asleep in a water bed and dreamed about the illuminati hunting them down. an alien in area 51 is desprate for a date and posts an ad for it on craigslist.

[amyrouse]

I feel like I just walked into a "Twilight Zone" episode. What?!

Yep, I feel like I am in a warped and eerie dimension here! 

I have to admit some of the randomness posted is hilarious though!

This is true.  I was actually trying to decide if I could come up with something myself, but wrote that instead.  I guess you could say my brain flipped-flopped when the clocks and apples were tied in the garage, while aliens on pcp were running across Saturn's ring, while watching all those re-runs.  All the while, time out was given so Amy could trek up those stairs and back, and at the same time Falconer could go get another box of Captain Crunch tomorrow, and the iguana could quit smoking. I think that's when my random brain fizzled out!!!!! 

LOL perfect 

I concur.

And for those concerned with my bladder...I did make it up the stairs rather than violating my daughter's potty. 

[roguetodd]

I have but one thing to say......


I..........













LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE!!! YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY, THAT WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY WAIST, YOU GET SPRUNG!



and so on and so forth.

[jcribb16]

Oh me, oh my..........

[shernajwine]

Buttocks you say? 

[roguetodd]

Buttocks you say? 

OOOOOOH BABY!  lol

[ButterflyWings]

  I run in under-roos when I am bored and yell obscenities  at my dogs for looking at me strange LMAO

[jordandog]

You say buttOCKS, I say buttOX and does anyone really know the difference? What if buttOX was confused with botOX and hollywood suddenly had women and men without wrinkles on their faces and necks, but sporting huge cheeks everywhere instead. Would anyone look at them differently, they are still stars, but stars do not have buttOCKS, only meteors do and why is that do you think? Speaking of meteORS, because we are even if you don't know it, what does meteorITE mean? Is that a meteOR saying 'all right' in slang? Slang is a strange animal, eh? Is it anything like the word 'rang'? No, it can't be because no one ever uses tenses like rang - RING, RANG, RUNG. Have you ever heard anyone say they like to SLING, but they used to SLANG until they got all SLUNG out....hmm, I had a sling once or twice when I hurt my arm and had a cast put on. It wasn't the CAST from "Cats" though - they were already on Broadway by then and much too busy to be hanging around for months on my arm. Me, I never could understand why people would pay sooo much good $$$ to see a bunch of cats on Broadway.....I can see them for free all over the place in my own neighborhood. Why didn't someone get really smart and make a show about DOGS and put that on Broadway.....now, I would pay to see MY dogs' names up in lights. As long as it wasn't those stupid flashing Christmas tree lights, those things drive me crazy not to mention how easily they get caught around a dog's legs when they are dancing - it took me 4 hours to untangle him when one of my labs ran through a neighbor's Christmas tree, geesh! The neighbor had absolutely NO right putting HIS tree in MY house and then blasting 'Dancing Queen' for hours on end, but that's a story for another day.....

[roguetodd]

You say buttOCKS, I say buttOX and does anyone really know the difference? What if buttOX was confused with botOX and hollywood suddenly had women and men without wrinkles on their faces and necks, but sporting huge cheeks everywhere instead. Would anyone look at them differently, they are still stars, but stars do not have buttOCKS, only meteors do and why is that do you think? Speaking of meteORS, because we are even if you don't know it, what does meteorITE mean? Is that a meteOR saying 'all right' in slang? Slang is a strange animal, eh? Is it anything like the word 'rang'? No, it can't be because no one ever uses tenses like rang - RING, RANG, RUNG. Have you ever heard anyone say they like to SLING, but they used to SLANG until they got all SLUNG out....hmm, I had a sling once or twice when I hurt my arm and had a cast put on. It wasn't the CAST from "Cats" though - they were already on Broadway by then and much too busy to be hanging around for months on my arm. Me, I never could understand why people would pay sooo much good $$$ to see a bunch of cats on Broadway.....I can see them for free all over the place in my own neighborhood. Why didn't someone get really smart and make a show about DOGS and put that on Broadway.....now, I would pay to see MY dogs' names up in lights. As long as it wasn't those stupid flashing Christmas tree lights, those things drive me crazy not to mention how easily they get caught around a dog's legs when they are dancing - it took me 4 hours to untangle him when one of my labs ran through a neighbor's Christmas tree, geesh! The neighbor had absolutely NO right putting HIS tree in MY house and then blasting 'Dancing Queen' for hours on end, but that's a story for another day.....

I am now sitting at work randomly laughing like a complete weirdo because of this.

I never knew that such nonsensical jargon could require a decent level of intelligence to decipher and sort through.

Nonetheless I'm sitting here lmao at work. for that I give you two thumbs up. 

[walksalone11]

I think you are soooooooo hott!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8ip5oGlMfU&feature=player_embedded#!

[shernajwine]

Awww that poor guy! But what a nerfwad! 

[walksalone11]

Awww that poor guy! But what a nerfwad! 

Nerfwad?....***scratches head***