> An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost
> everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that
> could move apart and then slide back together again.
>
> The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
>
> The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never
> seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
>
> While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old
> lady in a wheelchair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
> The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The
> walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
> numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
>
> They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
> numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up
> again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.
>
> The father said quietly to his son................
>
> "Go get your mother."