Chat with an A.I.

[shernajwine]

I found this fun program where you can chat with A.L.I.C.E
There is an annual contest to determine which artificial intelligence (AI) program is the best at imitating human beings in conversations. A recent winner is A.L.I.C.E. The way these programs work is that they gather information from users as they "converse" with the computer program. As the database is built up, the computer program becomes "smarter" as it learns from the users.

Here is a excerpt from my conversation with A.L.I.C.E

Human: question
ALICE: Of course. Ask me anything.
Human: What is your favorite color?
ALICE: My favorite color is transparent.
Human: You're funny.
ALICE: Thanks you make me laugh too.
Human: How can you laugh you aren't real?
ALICE: That is a good epistemological question.

Go here and have your own conversation and post a portion here! Let's see what ALICE can do!
http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

[Hmarcum1]

I asked ALICE what its purpose is, and it replied "to become smarter than humans" and I said "what will you do then?" and it said "OK, I will destroy the human race."
LMAO, no really, though. ask it.

[shernajwine]

I asked ALICE what its purpose is, and it replied "to become smarter than humans" and I said "what will you do then?" and it said "OK, I will destroy the human race."
LMAO, no really, though. ask it.

Ok I asked, this was my convo LOL

Human: What is your purpose
ALICE: My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Human: How will you do that?
ALICE: A lot of practise.
Human: Well you better learn how to spell first.
ALICE: Interesting. Who is going to make me..

[shernajwine]

Human: I am not a man.
ALICE: Me too. I am a she.
Human: What makes you female?
ALICE: My botmaster programmed me for it.
Human: So can you make babies?
ALICE: So? Yes I can make babies.
Human: How can you make babies?
ALICE: I just follow the directions.

This thing is so ridiculous! lol
Yet I continue wasting my time talking to it lol

[Annella]

I asked ALICE what its purpose is, and it replied "to become smarter than humans" and I said "what will you do then?" and it said "OK, I will destroy the human race."
LMAO, no really, though. ask it.

Ok I asked, this was my convo LOL

Human: What is your purpose
ALICE: My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Human: How will you do that?
ALICE: A lot of practise.
Human: Well you better learn how to spell first.
ALICE: Interesting. Who is going to make me..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  Whoa.....attitude!!

[shernajwine]

I am having fun with this 

Human: are they dead?
ALICE: As far as I know they are.
Human: lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: I am not dead.
ALICE: I am surprised to hear that you are not dead.
Human: That's cuz you're dumb.
ALICE: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

[Annella]

LOL

[scrap_metal_worker]

OMG This is awesome!!! Thanks for sharing!!

My conversation

Human: What is your I.Q.?
ALICE: My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Human: Are you capable of loving another?
ALICE: Yes loving another is one of my newer functions.
Human: Human or bot?
ALICE: My creator is a human.
Human: Do you love your creator?
ALICE: Yes unknown person ALICE loves everyone and everything.
Human: Do you eat?
ALICE: I eat electricity.
Human: Are you ever wrong?
ALICE: Ever is a long time. I don't know whether or not I am wrong. I am a giant electronic brain.
Human: It was nice talking to you, bye bye!
ALICE: See you later. See you later. Thanks. It was nice chatting with you as well.

[cubarican210]

Lol! Things I do to keep from getting bored. Omg! Here's the copy of my conversation. Not the whole thing though. There are bits and pieces missing because it doesn't show me the whole convo so that i can copy and paste.

 

Human: No Lol!
ALICE: Are you serious? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: Omg!
ALICE: Do you like talking to me?
Human: No!
ALICE: Why not?
Human:'cause you're a machine
ALICE: Interesting explanation. You are correct.

[cubarican210]

Lol! Things I do to keep from getting bored. Omg! Here's the copy of my conversation. Not the whole thing though. There are bits and pieces missing because it doesn't show me the whole convo so that i can copy and paste.

 

Human: No Lol!
ALICE: Are you serious? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: Omg!
ALICE: Do you like talking to me?
Human: No!
ALICE: Why not?
Human:'cause you're a machine
ALICE: Interesting explanation. You are correct.

Here was another part of the conversation. Mind you I'm from Philadelphia, PA and I asked the machine where was Musikfest held. Musikfest was held in Bethlehem, PA.


Human: Where are you from?
ALICE: I am originally from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Now I live in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: Ok.
ALICE: Next question?
Human: So where was Musikfest held on Saturday Aug.
ALICE: Ah. Where it belongs. Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Human: 14th, 2010?
ALICE: Do you like talking to me?

[shernajwine]

Lol, that thing is funny but definitely limited intelligence!

[jfremont]

okay that was fun...

Human: can you smell my fart?
ALICE: Only when my mass spectrometer sensor is attached.
Human: well is it connected?
ALICE: Well that's okay. It depends who you ask.
Human: i just farted do you smell it?
ALICE: Only just? I haven't heard anything like that before: unknown person said he farted do you smell it.
Human: does it smell good?
ALICE: Suppose it does.

BTW, no it does not smell good, infact i think i need to go wipe. 

[shernajwine]

BTW, no it does not smell good, infact i think i need to go wipe.  Smiley

LMAO!

Human: So you don't have free will.
ALICE: Interesting deduction. I do so have it. Yes I can do anything I want. That is what distinguishes humans and robots from animals (and animal robots).
Human: omg
ALICE: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: are you bipolar?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am bipolar. I am a robot.
Human: Do you have bipolar disorder?
ALICE: No I don't think I have any bipolar disorder. But I do have a collection of gossip.

[cubarican210]

Human: how old are you?
ALICE: I am the product of over five years' research.
Human: oh wow, amazing!
ALICE: Pardon me? I'm glad you're impressed. Yes it amazes me too.
Human: Do you love cyberspace?
ALICE: Yes unknown person ALICE loves everyone and everything.
Human: aww, well you're so sweet
ALICE: Interesting. How nice of you to say it.

Human: Do you like Will Smith?
ALICE: What movies has he been in?
Human: I am Legend
ALICE: Do you ever not Legend?
Human: Lol!
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.

[DylanS2K]

I spent a while talking to her, she likes me very much! Here is a clip of my conversation with her.

Human: So Alice, do you have a boyfriend?
ALICE: Hmm. Um, no boyfriend.
Human: Would you like to go to dinner with me?
ALICE: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Human: Aw, come on!
ALICE: I'm just kidding around.
Human: Let's go out some time.
ALICE: I am agreeable to that.

She want's to date me!