Epic troll post! It sounds like a bad knock-knock joke. This is NOT how the conversation would go at all...
Atheistic Evolutionist (not all people who accept evolution are atheists, and vice versa): Creation is not a science because creationists do not have all the evidence have "evidence" that is irrespective and against the ACTUAL evidence. It is junk science.
Believer: Do you never everything?
AE: We will never know everything. WTF does that mean, do I "never" everything? ... Tee-hee, it is a joke. No, our little human minds will probably never know "everything". But if the progress we've made just in the last 100 years speaks for anything, we're going to damn well find out A LOT. Science isn't "all or nothing" -- stop treating it as such.
Believer: I agree. Will we continue to find new evidence?
AE: Yes, that is correct.
Believer: That means we can't be sure about anything, right?
AE: Yes, this is true. No we can never be 100% sure of anything, BUT we can have a very accurate, working picture of reality. What makes you 100% sure god is real, btw? What makes you 100% sure it is the CHRISTIAN god? What makes you 100% sure that the authority figures you put your faith in (Ken Hovind, Ray Comfort, Lee Strobel, Ken Ham) are not using junk science and feeding you lies?
...See, I can give it right back to ya, buddy!
Believer: Logically then, we cannot be sure about evolution right?
AE: Ahem... Oh no! Evolution is a fact. (funny how they will embrace logic until their faith is confronted) Nobody would say this. Stop spreading your propaganda and lies. I already addressed that it is not science's job to give us 100% absolutes...nor is it LOGICAL to expect that. Science gives us the best working picture of reality and for you to call it inferior to the god of your 2,000-year-old book written by primitive, superstitious men is laughable at best and an atrocity against humanity at worst.